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Department Of Motor Vehicles, AKA- the deep pits of hell, supposedly created to help you. It causes 95% of public violence in the USA and is responsible for over 300 suicides.
"They should have a man in the DMV punch you in the face the second you walk in to ease the pain of waiting in line at this sick twisted place."
by Meech March 28, 2005
Get the DMV mug.A place for relief of bodily waste out of the anus of the butt. It is usually a low white porcelain "seat" in which you can safely "drop the Cosby Kids off at the pool." <-- this expression can be used to explain politely that you have to do your business.
"Excuse me John, ill be back in a few i just have to drop the Cosby Kids off at the pool."
"Man i had to flush that toilet three times and it nearly sent off the smoke alarm."
"Man i had to flush that toilet three times and it nearly sent off the smoke alarm."
by Meech March 28, 2005
Get the Toilet mug.The act of using your fork 85% more often than the average human being causing you great deals of weight in pounds. It seems sometimes you cannot see or touch most parts of your body because you are too overcome in flab.
"Hey Rick, If Queen Latifah got rid of her obeseness by donating here whale blubber from her body to the government, we wouldnt have to pay for oil anymore...if only.."
"Ralphie May the comedian is 460 pounds last time i checked on that tv show, but that obese comedian is tons of fun."
"Ralphie May the comedian is 460 pounds last time i checked on that tv show, but that obese comedian is tons of fun."
by Meech March 28, 2005
Get the Obese mug.one who enjoys winding others up , by pissing them off and sitting back to watch the sparks fly as they kick seven shades of shite out of each other ,,,,like my boss catherine ,,,,,,lol
by MEECH October 9, 2004
Get the SHIT STIRER mug.The exact oppsite of Britney Spears
by meech April 16, 2005
Get the michelle branch mug.weed bought from an african american coke adict.
also a word yelled at someone when you can't think of a better insult.
also a word yelled at someone when you can't think of a better insult.
"yo what were you thinking you werent actually going to smoke that nigweed were you?"
"yo give me the remote you fucking nigweed!"
"yo give me the remote you fucking nigweed!"
by meech July 15, 2008
Get the nigweed mug.some one who can consume an enormous amount of alochol(usually beer)and still manage to play 5 games of beer pong at 4:30 in the morning.
"yo john,let's go make that tanker funnel 15 bud lights."
"yo i hope your not a tanker we only got 30 beers left for 3 people!"
"yo i hope your not a tanker we only got 30 beers left for 3 people!"
by meech May 24, 2005
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