ME's definitions

Gij

a noise uttered when something is really nastily or funkdfied

I saw this old dude at the beach with a thong speedo on. I covered my violated eyes and said GIJ!

by me March 19, 2003

p13n

Personalization. The process of making software adaptable to the requirements of different points of view and interests.

(There are 13 characters between the first "p" and the last "n".)

With Microsoft Sharepoint 2003's great p13n features, serving targeted content to a wide audience is child's play.

by me January 27, 2005

mingeflake

Insult, normally used as a witty alternative.

feck off you stupid fecking mingeflake

wash those mingeflakes off your face you dirty bastard

see him there?? what a feckin mingeflake

by me February 7, 2004

Baborgy

An orgy of babies.

Oh look, those babies are having a baborgy!

by Me April 25, 2003

arken's law

Arken's Law, which states that a discussion is over when a camparison is made to the book 1984, was invented on www.iidb.org. While it was Arken who came up with the idea that Orwellian references are much abused, it was someotherguy who suggested that a law similar to Godwin's be applied.

User 1: Big Brother is here! Welcome to 1984!

User 2: I invoke Arken's Law by declaring this discussion over and you are retarded.

by me October 31, 2004

Squirrel Cover

Undergarments that cover a hairy vagina.

"I'd love to take you home and pull off your Squirrel Cover with my teeth so I can get at that bushy brown tail"

by me October 28, 2004

absinthe

The best alcohol drink ever invented!
Usually green in colour.

absinthe + irritable bowel syndrome = jobbies in ones pants.

Hapsburg Gold Label Absinthe is 89.9% alcohol! Now thats quality!

by Me March 21, 2005