ME's definitions

Ambridge

A shitty little town north of Pittsburgh. The name came from The American Bridge Co. The mascot is a "Bridger", What the HELL is that? The football team used to be good, back in the 30's and 40's. But they have the best band in the county.

Wow! Ambridge is a REALLY shitty town.

by Me November 18, 2003

half-time show

What a girl becomes when a man fucks her when he is "confused" about his relationship with his significant wife.

Then after he is done fucking her, he goes back to his wife.

She was his little half-time show.

"Sorry, I was confused. It was wrong. My wife is pregnant. But you can email me and I will email you back." says that man.

by Me May 13, 2005

Gooch Breath

after you lick someones gooch to the extreme your breath might smell like it. kinda musty and sour

yea i was sucking a gooch and then my girlfrined wouldnt kiss me because A. she now knows im gay and B. i have terrible gooch breath

by me February 14, 2003

PTT

PTT is phrase also known as "Push To Talk". This is generally used two way radios.

Hey, PTT me.

by me May 24, 2004

riston

upto and including the wrist.

He put even his riston.

by me July 30, 2003

omghi2u

Used to make fun of the person it's being said to, a mimicry of 11-year-old girls talking on AIM.

Tard: "i was like walking to the store and this really hot chick was like 'omg, i r like u', and i was like sex0rd her"

Everyone "omghi2u"

by me August 19, 2003

The Hib

The sex act; the act of having sex.

I love to do the hib all night long.

by me December 31, 2003