ME's definitions

56k

something poor people use to connect to the interweb. It's slow as shit and uses a phone modem. It forces you to do this strange "dialing up" thing before you get on.

I have 56k. I am on welfare. I use AOL.

by me March 18, 2003

Quaker

Completely, insanely awesome.

tom: "man this party is insane"
mark: "yeah dude, it's so quaker"

by me May 13, 2005

Omarosa

Contestant on the hit TV show "The Apprentice" who played too many cards and got Trumped.

If you act like Omarosa while on the clock, don't expect being called "Employee of the Month" anytime soon.

by me April 12, 2004

Switzerland

A country of yodelling mountain goat herders and hot blondes named Heidi.

A country in Europe that never chooses sides in wars.

Switzerland makes good hot chocolate.

by Me August 16, 2003

sweetness

Someone who is really sweet like from Napolean Dynomite!!

HEY! you are pretty SWEET! Want me to be your SWEETNESS!

by ME May 13, 2005

Hutt River Principality

A "micronation" that exists in Western Australia, and yet isn't recognized by the UN or the Australian government. They have their own legal system, currency, and leader, and diplomatic representation in over 33 different countries.

Hutt River Principality? What the hell is that?

by me September 11, 2003

bitch flash

when a girl is being a bitch.

Helen read the definitions of 'bitch flash' and wondered who wrote them.

by ME January 13, 2007