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Emo Memo (pronounced mee-mo) is the name of the opitimy of all emo-ness. He is the classic example of everything there ever was, is, and ever will be about emo. Be nice to the Emo kids, they have feelings too(since they obviously display it CONSTANTLY). An Emo Memo is usually in need of anti-depressants, tissues, and a hug. Maybe all three.
1.Erich Peter. The original Emo Memo. Greasy black hair that is swooshled over to the side, floppy messenger bag with way too many pins/buttons on it, creepy "veggie-leather" brown shoes, books of sappy cliched poetry that doesn't ryhme or make sense and has been done to death, enough tears to make the ocean overflow, anorexic thin-ness, loves manyt emo bands most people have never heard of such as Texas is the Reason, THe Promise Ring, Further Seems Forever, ect., and just being a whiney little emo bitch. But we still love him to death :)
by Me November 28, 2004
Get the emo memomug. by Me March 2, 2003
Get the Big Blackmug. 1.a stretch of the crotch/groin area done by pulling one's bent leg up behind one's head in a sort of turned out scorpion
2.an evil, perverted, ploy by a certain ballet teacher to have a chance to stare at a dancer's crotch area
2.an evil, perverted, ploy by a certain ballet teacher to have a chance to stare at a dancer's crotch area
by me April 13, 2003
Get the crotch stretchmug. 
An Oxy moron. How could it be smart to transfer a customer of yours to a sales person who will likely sign them up for something that they did not want, need, or agree to sign up for.
I am going to smart transfer this old lady so she'll get slammed into signing up for a credit monitoring program for hundreds of dollars more than it's worth.
by me July 11, 2004
Get the smart transfermug. Perfect state of humanity where if you want something, take it; Every man for himself, no taxes, nobody tells you what to do; Iraq
by me April 18, 2003
Get the Anarchismmug.