ME's definitions

DogPound

where your dad met your mom
also a group of asian girls that look like dogs

Your mom is so ugly, your dad met her at the dogpound.

by me February 27, 2003

Penile Dementia

A psychological phenomenon that occurs when a male of the human species witnesses a gorgeously endowed female, and procedes to lose the ability to concentrate or focus on anything except her:

1. Tits
2. Ass
3. Legs
4. Tits
5. Face

In the case of Arkansas natives, may produce confusion about the definition of adultery, and lack of ability to use the word "is"

Man 1:Im sorry, what were we talking about? That blond chick that just walked by..

Man 2: With the knockers? Seems like you just had a case of penile dementia, my friend!

Man 1: Yeah, good thing we are at a titty bar. Lapdances are on me!

by Me February 26, 2003

nickey shuba groove

a kick ass band out of the north shore, they rock my socks into quaters.

nickey shuba groove rocks

by me February 24, 2003

shiggity shiggity shwa

Reply or response to a sentence.

Luigi: "Hey check this out."
Mario: "Shiggity shiggity shwa."

by Me February 21, 2003

token black guy

First person to die in every movie, usually in the first 5 minutes

Jefferson is dead!

by Me February 20, 2003

fucked up

Being extremely intoxicated on drugs or alcohol.

I was so fucked up last night that I couldn't see straight.

by me February 19, 2003

Quilky

when someone acts strange and distant; different from their normal selves, thgen they are quilky

That girl was so quilky after we went to that magic show.

by me February 19, 2003