Comfort years

A period of time, usually around 5 years when someone around the age of 30-45 (usually a man) gains weight, doesn’t exercise very much and enjoys wine, beer and good food. Comfort years are often followed by a ‘get fit’ regime and weight loss. Someone in their comfort years usually has a belly.

‘Wow, you’re really getting a beer belly on you. Maybe you should try some exercise!’
‘Just enjoying my comfort years! I’ll lose the weight in a few years...’

by MCLCLCNCJCOC123 February 12, 2019

Puppy Fat

When a teenager, aged 13-15 gains weight during puberty, especially around their belly.

‘You can really see Lewis’ puppy fat when he takes his shirt off’ - I.e. Lewis has a belly.

by MCLCLCNCJCOC123 August 15, 2018

shed

A man's large belly that protrudes outwards providing a 'shed' for his genitals.

*middle aged man with a large beer belly walks into the living room in his boxers having just got out of bed*

'Look at that belly, you're starting to get a shed there'

*affectionately rubs and pats the big belly that covers man's genitals*

by MCLCLCNCJCOC123 October 06, 2016

paunch

A large belly or gut that sticks out, particularly on a man and hangs over his boxers.

*middle aged man with a large hairy belly walks into the living room in his boxers having just got out of bed*

'Look at that belly, you're starting to get a paunch on that gut'

*affectionately rubs and pats the big hairy belly while making fun of the man for his oversized gut*

by MCLCLCNCJCOC123 October 06, 2016

Garden path

Refer’s to a man’s ‘happy trail’ or lower belly hair. Especially on a teenage boy whose garden path is just beginning to grow.

*teenage boy takes his shirt off*

‘Look at that garden path you’re growing on your belly’

by MCLCLCNCJCOC123 October 20, 2018

Rugby belly

A rounded stomach with extra belly fat, but with plenty of muscle underneath. Often formed as a consequence of someone playing rugby. Usually of a man.

Will: ‘Wow Tom, you’ve really gained weight on your belly!’
Tom: ‘It’s just my rugby belly Will, I’ve got lots of muscle underneath!’

by MCLCLCNCJCOC123 February 12, 2019