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The pastor chose to pull out her Hitachi Magic Wand and polish her pearl. She just hoped no one would be the wiser about her midday Pastorbation session.
by mck73 February 12, 2014
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Ben was to exhausted work to go out and have fun, so he had his plump pump make him some dinner and suck down a load as he watched TV.
by mck73 February 11, 2014
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As she sat there on the couch collecting her clothes from the frat house floor, the Fun Bag Bimbo knew that guy was already back upstairs regaling the others that he had just gone around the world on her. He'd almost certainly show the pictures he took with his phone of her Juggs to his friends and might even let them see the video clip he took of him titty fucking her.
by mck73 February 11, 2014
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After the service the Pastorbator went home and rode her Hatachi Magic Wand till the neighbors could hear the moaning that marked the arrival of every Sunday afternoon.
by MCK73 February 10, 2014
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