MC Plan B's definitions

Goin Phet on a bitch

Beyond creepy. Taking pictures of girls you don't know... Watching girls out of the window of your third floor apartment with a plastic telescope... giggling when you make eye contact with girls...that kind of shit. weird.

Goin Phet on a bitch, to go Phet on a bitch.

That bitch was wearing a denim skirt, I had to go phet on her ass

by MC Plan B September 7, 2007

Jesus Dick

Fuckin rad as hell, like funyons when you're drunk. Also, the way that cat from Ali Baba's pronounces cheese sticks. Real fuckin tasty by the way.

The new Die Hard movie is seriously Jesus Dick.

by MC Plan B September 6, 2007

Roll Over Minutes

When you finish early with a prostitute and let your friend use the remaining time. Most effectively used by a one titty exposed hand job.

I saved some roll over minutes so my friend could get JOed in the back booth of a pizza joint...

by MC Plan B January 12, 2011

Cake Hammer

A raging veiny tool used purely for the purpose of pounding cakes.

"We were knockin' boots and I broke that bitch's back with my cake hammer"

by MC Plan B April 17, 2007

Pounding Cakes

Straight slammin' it... take dat lil kid.

Pounding Cakes- "I got that bitch filthy drunk and pounded them cakes"

by MC Plan B April 17, 2007

Dickload

A little less than 16 ounces.

Man, I just swallowed a dickload of seeds.

by MC Plan B May 5, 2008

poundable cakes

A girl good looking enough to have sex with(especially sober)...preferably over the age of 18...unless you're phet, then fuck it, whatever...meat is meat.

poundable cakes, ex.

"That chick with the white pants is smokin', them cakes are definitely poundable"

by MC Plan B October 11, 2007