The Shotgun

n. A sexual maneuver between a man and a woman/victim of extreme pwnage in which the man involved retracts his testicles up into his lower stomach and, on command, releases the air pressure, which expels the testicles outward onto the woman's/pwn victim's/Pruger's face. The shotgunned testicles can often achieve velocities of up to 120 km per hour. Every year the masters of the shotgun technique meet in the Scrotodome in Vilnius, Lithuania for the annual Shotgun Olympics. During the Shotgun Olympics, competitors try to break wooden boards similar to those used in Martial Arts exhibitions. The upper weight divisions sometimes use cinder blocks.

Kcastun McScrotum, the world middle weight shotgun champion, broke through 22.5 consecutive boards with one blast of The Shotgun last summer at the Shotgun Olympics!

by MC Derf March 17, 2008

anal fever

1 n. an incredible urge to have anal sex

2 n. a Tera Patrick movie
Origin: Tera Patrick

That chick has anal fever...she won't be able to shit right for weeks.

by MC Derf July 25, 2006

The Piston

n. A sexual maneuver between a man and a woman in which the man retracts his testicles up into his lower stomach and then shoots out one testicle at a time, alternating testicle with each blast. This is an alternative form of The Shotgun.

The NBA team The Detroit Pistons got its name because the founder of the franchise could use The Piston with extreme speed and accuracy.

by MC Derf March 17, 2008

fruit rollup

n. a sexual position achieved when 3 or more gay men curl into a ball and have oral sex while in a circle.

I found a fruit rollup in the parking lot of a Haddaway concert, and thought i'd partake.

by MC Derf July 25, 2006

hot fudge sundae

1 n. a sexual position achieved by spraying whipped cream around an anus that is inflammed and is spewing diarrhea, and proptly inserting the penis and thrusting from the pelvis.

2 n. a sexual position achieved by spraying whipped cream and diarrhea in the mouth, and then putting a cherry on top.

1 Ahh...my girlfriend has the stomach flu...im gonna get me a hot fudge sundae tonight.

2 Hey baby, ya thirsty? How 'bout a hot fudge sundae?

by MC Derf July 25, 2006

shishkabob

n. a sexual position achieved by inserting the penis in ones anal area, and another male inserting the penis in ones oral area, and thrusting back and forth from the pelvis.

I saw some new meat at school today, so me and a bud thought we'd make a shishkabob.

by MC Derf August 01, 2006

San Francisco Disco

n. A sexual position achieved by lowering one's testicles into another's mouth, then the recipient twirls the scrotum around in his mouth with his tongue, resembling a disco ball or lights at a rave. Then the two proceed to rub each other down with soap suds while listening to Haddaway.

"Lasth night I enjoyed a San Francisco Disco at Thauliuth' houthe.
It wath phabulouth!"

by MC Derf March 05, 2008