Definitions by MAtt

Phetto 

A word used to make yourself look like you're ghetto when you're not.

You think you're ghetto but really you're just phetto.

Phetto by Matt August 23, 2004

roadboner 

when you get a boner driving down the highway due to road vibrations. usually starts when thinking about sex coupled with big bump in road. can be quite annoying

i was driving my big rig and thinking about my one-night stand last night. now i got a hella roadboner

roadboner by matt August 22, 2004

get the led out 

listining to some led zeppelin!

man I need to listin to some zeppelin! Im gonna go home, and get the led out!

get the led out by matt August 22, 2004

needful 

An indian term usually used in place of the word "necessary"

Hi, with regards to that help you promised me, kindly do the needful.

needful by Matt August 18, 2004

updations 

updations means to update someone on the progress of a particular endeavour

Please forward me your updations on Project finkle.

updations by Matt August 18, 2004

kiteboarding 

Similar to wakeboarding but without the boat. Instead of the boat you use a kite to pull yourself. When you jump off a wave you can get major air because the kite will make you sorta fly.

"Let's go kiteboarding tomorrow in the ocean!"

kiteboarding by Matt August 18, 2004

wakeboarding 

Watersport where a skier is towed behind a boat using a rope and is similar to snowboarding except on water. You can do sick tricks off the wake of the boat such as the tootsie roll, scaracrow, etc. It's the only tight watersport.

"Dude lets take you boat, hit the lake, and bust out some major air wakeboarding!"

wakeboarding by Matt August 18, 2004