MAtt's definitions
by Matt November 4, 2004
Get the South Yonkersmug. The "feel good" shit you take the morning after a drunken bender (usually the 2nd shit that morning) that feels like you just shit everything out but in actuality you just opened the door for the next 17 shits you are going to take that day that will consist of pure butt piss!
Kirk: "Hey Matt, you okay? You were in the crapper for a while."
Matt: "You think that was bad, that was only the deuce deuce, I'll probably be in there all afternoon too!"
Matt: "You think that was bad, that was only the deuce deuce, I'll probably be in there all afternoon too!"
by Matt November 22, 2004
Get the deuce deucemug. by matt January 29, 2005
Get the wtfm8mug. "man that was the cheesest burger i ever have eater, way better than maccas quarter punder with cheese
by matt July 26, 2003
Get the quarter pounder with cheesemug. Contrary to some of the vacuous bullshit you'll find on this page, philosophy is a noble, no, possibly THE most noble academic discipline one can study. Sans repeating what our friend correctly said about the five major fields, I will say this: We live and die for philosophy. Even if we don't realize it, nearly everything we believe is predicated on someone's philosophical investigations. To debase the mother of all sciences as a "waste of the taxpayer's money" is to admit barefaced ignorance.
Oh yeah, and philosophy majors score higher than any other majors on the graduate exam; mathematics students come in second. Maybe they're doing something right.
PS. I'm not a philosophy major.
Oh yeah, and philosophy majors score higher than any other majors on the graduate exam; mathematics students come in second. Maybe they're doing something right.
PS. I'm not a philosophy major.
Do philosophy, dipshit.
by Matt May 26, 2004
Get the philosophymug. 
IL2, a Russian combat ground attack aircraft of World War 2. Highly armoured and armed it was the scurge of the german tank crews on the eastern front. Refered to as a flying tank because of its ability deflect cannon shells and sustain massive battle damage and still fly home. Sometimes german cannon rounds simply bounced off it's armour plate much to the disbelief of German aircrew.
Also the definitive World War Two air combat computer game simulation of the new millennium. All other try hard, shameful attempts to make a decent flight sim pale by comparison. Make coasters out of your other feeble kiddy flying games. Going back to them after IL2 will leave you needing a bucket to keep the chunder off the floor from the miserable excuse for entertainment and flight fidelity they pretend to give. Totally FUBAR why any other miserable being would attempt to emulate the mastery of World War Two air combat computer game simulation design that Maddox Games has demonstated with IL2 and it's stable mates!
Also the definitive World War Two air combat computer game simulation of the new millennium. All other try hard, shameful attempts to make a decent flight sim pale by comparison. Make coasters out of your other feeble kiddy flying games. Going back to them after IL2 will leave you needing a bucket to keep the chunder off the floor from the miserable excuse for entertainment and flight fidelity they pretend to give. Totally FUBAR why any other miserable being would attempt to emulate the mastery of World War Two air combat computer game simulation design that Maddox Games has demonstated with IL2 and it's stable mates!
by Matt October 18, 2004
Get the IL2mug.