MAtt's definitions

gapish

A style of clothing characterized by a classic, conservative, clean cut appearance.

Monica said, "Damn, Matt looks so gapish with his khaki pants and sketcher shoes.

by Matt November 9, 2004

Bowel Conquistador

a gay man, especially of Latin American decent

God youre such a bowel conquistador!

by Matt November 15, 2004

upland girls

the hottest girls ever. really down to earth girls and chill. all the guys want these girls there so damn hotttt

curry, lizzy ade, kerry, brooke, care, maybe jas?

by matt February 16, 2005

jitter

A "jitter" is a slang term usually used in reference to a skater or a person that wears baggy clothes, hoodies and listens to mostly rock music (including punk rock).

"You'll probably find some jitters at the skatepark."
"Who's listening to jitter music?"

by Matt April 21, 2005

illinoising

1. (A.) The quality of being both annoying and originating from or residing in the state of Illinois at the same time.

2. (A.) The quality of being annoying while being physically located in the state of Illinois.

3. (V.) The act of simultaneously being annoying and originating from or residing in the state of Illinois.

4. (V.) The act of simultaneously being annoying and being physically located in the state of Illinois.

I met my cousin in Chicago last weekend for lunch, and, man, was she Illinoising me! She wouldn't stop talking!

by Matt January 14, 2005

GAF

where i come from, gaf means fart

who's just gaffed?

by matt November 13, 2003

HOCO

the abbreviation for Howard County, Maryland, as posed by the residents themselves. A much better place then MOCO, Montgomery County Maryland

Guy1 - WOW...HOCO is cool
Guy2 - yeah, and MOCO sucks

by matt November 12, 2003