MAtt's definitions

needful

An indian term usually used in place of the word "necessary"

Hi, with regards to that help you promised me, kindly do the needful.

by Matt August 18, 2004

first turkey

a place at a creek near frenchville state school in rockhampton, qld, australia. if you follow a path you will get to first turkey, there is a creek where you can swim if it has rained lately. there also is a hobo that made a hut there, he lives in his hut with his shopping trolley. first turkey. people have been known to try and grow drugs around there.

let's go burn down that hut that the hobo lives in at first turkey, it'll be grand

by matt March 7, 2005

cum cracker

a white gay guy who has cum all over them

youre such a cum cracker

by matt April 24, 2006

Black Scorpion

A really bad wrestler back in the day. Aka Al Perez.

Jeff Merrick: Black Scorpion promo for Ol'Grady's Tavern, take 1.
Black Scorpion: STING. REMEMBER WHEN YOU THOUGHT YOU BEAT ME? HEH HEH HEH
Jeff Merrick: No no no! Talk about Monday nights at Ol'Grady's! Take it from the top.
Black Scorpion: STING. HEH HEH HEH...
Jeff Merrick: This guy just doesn't get it.

And who the heck is this Sting guy????

by matt November 5, 2004

nerd syndrome

A disease that stems from too much time at the computer, playing starcraft and other nerdy things.

Symptoms: Thick glasses, crooked nose, not leaving your room, getting below a 90% and panicking, having no friends, spending all your time on shit that doesn't matter, and having no fashion sense.

Adam Kirsh has MAD nerd syndrome.

by matt February 10, 2004

narcissist

An individual, typically male, who suffers from an inferiority complex as a result of not receiving enough attention as a small child. As a result, this person suffers from an all-pervasive need for attention and often acts as if he/she is superior.

Napoleon is famous for the narcissism he developed as a reaction to his short stature.

by Matt July 5, 2004

dur

1. A form of the commonly used word, "duh".
2. A common response to an obvious statement

from the movie "Saving Silverman"

Jack Black: "Judith's getting away!"
His friend: "Dur!"

by Matt September 23, 2004