MAtt's definitions

tart

A overtly homosexual individual who's actions/demeanor are so flaming that TART is among the first four letter words to spring to mind. Plural form is tarts.

-"What the fuck, look at those two guys make out!"
-"My god, what fucking tarts."

by Matt March 6, 2003

booyah

An exclaimation meaning something very good has just happened or is about to happen. Made popular by a Crash Bandicoot ad.

"You and me. Booyah, grandma. Booyah!

by matt February 2, 2004

spankies

cross country uniform.almost like a bikini type bottom with a tanktop.

she wore spankies to the cross country championship meet.

by matt December 14, 2003

blommie

anouther word for hommie but asking you to blow me.

Hey blommie, come over here.

by matt May 13, 2005

jaggit

When eating at Pizza Hut with some friends and you attempt to call one of your lame friends a jerk and mid word switch your mind to faggit the word "jaggit" appears.

Shut up jaggit.
What the fuck's a jaggit?

by matt March 2, 2004

beaver bash

The act of having 2 strippers at a bachelor party straddle the grooms head and bash there beavers into his ears. The other party attendees drop $1 bills into the bash area and the strippers bash harder and harder. The grand finale is the anus bash, which ends the beaver bash.

This is not enjoyable for the bashy, but fun for the $1 bill droppers as they get to see beaver slammed violently against the grooms ears!

At C's bachelor pary C and R got beaver bashed. M and P watched in amazement and added the term "Beaver Bash" into there vocabulary.

by Matt July 21, 2008

Sausage Wallet

A woman's vangina, a warm moist region which is home to female genetalia.

I've been tryin' ya get up in dat sausage wallet fer dayz it seems.

by Matt November 10, 2003