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Definitions by MAtt

spock's beard 

a strange progressive / new age band, have some ok songs but pretty experimental.
I'm gonna go trip out to Spock's Beard.
spock's beard by matt November 16, 2004
better than <3 becuz lilaksdlkas omg lolz i like to eat pizza
i <4 you so much laydee

laydee:<4

ex2.

i <3 j00
me: oh noez j00 dont luv meh i hatez j00
<4 by Matt November 15, 2004

pr0nulate 

to have haw7 internet secks with pplz online. must be used with the 0 as the "o" in it otherwise you are not 1337 and j00 are teh n00bz.
omfg i want to pr0nulate you in t3h arse.

ex 2.

would you leik to pr0nulate
pr0nulate by Matt November 15, 2004

Bowel Conquistador 

a gay man, especially of Latin American decent
Bowel Conquistador by Matt November 15, 2004

a yuppie ate my dingo 

white trash version of The Dingo ate my baby. Directed at any white-collar suburban losers who make fun of Australians.
A yuppie ate my dingo because it tasted like baby.
a yuppie ate my dingo by matt November 15, 2004
Old Dirty Bastard, founded of the Wu-Tang clan
ODB founed the wu-tang clan
ODB by Matt November 14, 2004
To be totally awesome and amazing and cool and special and super

Being brought back by Ms. Emily of Brown College fame @ UVA
OMG those cookies are so stellar they could even be called keen
stellar by Matt November 14, 2004