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Definitions by MAtt

god

For more information, please read the bible..
Prence is God

Prancess Dazzles is a synonym for JHWH
prence by Matt January 1, 2005

foolishness

foolishness comes from the word foolish and is the action in wich you are doing somthing
"stop your foolishness"
foolishness by matt January 1, 2005

Skinderella 

A young lady who has risen from abject poverty and/or obscurity to become a famed porn star.
Jane took her lengendary blowjobs all the way from 7-11 carpark to the big screen to become the industry's greatest Skinderella.
Skinderella by Matt January 1, 2005

new year's eve 

a time to get drunk and laid and not remember what happened afterwards
its january 1......... wtf happened to december 31....... and why does my ass hurt?
new year's eve by matt December 31, 2004

roflmfaowrotflmfaosm

rolling on the floor laughing my f'ing ass off while rolling on the floor laughing my f'ing ass off some more.
Matt: ROFLMFAOWROTFLMFAOSM!
Phil: Those poor, poor indians...
roflmfaowrotflmfaosm by Matt December 30, 2004
Be Back In AWhile

When bbiab ( Be Back in a bit means leaving for 2 - 5 Minutes ) Doesn't fit.
bbiaw means you will be gone for at least 6 - 10 minutes top.
The reason you would use this is because you have to: use the restroom; Answer the door or phone and would not be able to return in a short time.
Chat room and IM (Instant Messenger)usage

Person1:hey did you hear about that thing?
Person2:bbiaw Restroom
Person1:buzz me when your back.
buzz: To either use YM's Buzz button to get other persons attention or type a letter and press return for same effect.
bbiaw by Matt December 30, 2004

alopafiah 

A Lot Of People Are F***ing Idiots And AssHoles

Used in connection to lamers and posters and others who try to post hateful or stupid things on the incorrect forum or the incorrect time or in the wrong context.
P1:*Posts name as a stupid/hateful defintion*
P2:*Posts hateful slur a stupid/hateful definition*
P3:*Posts gibberish as gibberish or stupid/hateful definition*
Reader: ALOPAFIAH!
alopafiah by Matt December 30, 2004