MArko's definitions

horseraddish

bullshit

thats horseraddish

by marko October 4, 2003

ipod

a topic on urbandictionary.com that has been used to discuss the pros and cons of ipods between viewers. Besides it is too expensive and the only reason it has more sales than any other is because people are stupid

read all of the other entries to see what i mean

by marko April 14, 2005

sword fight

See Sausage Party

God, this party is a huge sword fight. Where are the wenches?

by Marko October 23, 2002

swamp ass

See soup ass.

Man, I bet that fat bitch been sitting in the sun so long in those fat-ass pants she gots herself a serious case of swamp-ass.

by Marko October 23, 2002

Self mutilation

A form of hurting. Done to one's self by one's self. Now, I'm not sure about this, there could have been a time when this actually resulted out of depression, but in this day and age, it's becoming trendy, and popular. Everyone refers to themselves as "broken" now. Everyone thinks they have such problems. These people are called WEAK. Now sure, there are definitely people out there who have it pretty damn bad. But now, anything that makes anyone unhappy...they decide "Boo hoo, I'm gonna cut" WTF? Since when did "attempted suicide" become trendy?

"My parents hate me because they said I can't go to the Good Charlotte/Taking Back Sunday concert, so I'm gonna go cut myself so they feel guilty....>:)...I mean boo hoo"

by Marko December 21, 2004

Jelly Bracelets

Bracelets made of a rubbery-type material that are worn traditionally on the wrist

They are in no way related to sex, and if they are, that has nothing to do with me wearing them, so screw the media and that piece of trash Dr. Phil

by Marko April 20, 2004

Tubthump

Tubthump(V): to have sexual intercourse in one's bathtub

Alternates: Tubthumping: Amusing song that has nothing to do with the actual meaning of the word

"Haha I tubthumped your sister/mother/cousin/girlfriend/dog!"

by Marko November 10, 2004