Definitions by MArko

Bob Barker 

When someone fucks a prostitute doggie style and then proceeds to donkey punch her knocking her unconcious thus not having to pay. And while exiting the premises you yell "the price is right, bitch!"

"While attending a bachelor party in Vegas I "Bob Barkered two whores in one night." "The price WAS right!"

Bob Barker by MarkO July 29, 2008

ipod 

a topic on urbandictionary.com that has been used to discuss the pros and cons of ipods between viewers. Besides it is too expensive and the only reason it has more sales than any other is because people are stupid

read all of the other entries to see what i mean

ipod by marko April 14, 2005

stjepanovic antonio 

ne, nema sanse da se isplati

ah, marketinski trik

stjepanovic antonio by marko April 12, 2005

Phulmoid 

A new shape, derived from 'cuboid'. An entirely convex shape similar to that of a rotund person with no neck. Almost impossible to represent without papier-mâché or calcined gypsum (plaster of paris).

"that man is phulmoid in shape"

Phulmoid by Marko January 21, 2005

Sex Pistols 

I'd just like to make a note that Deranged, the source of definition number 12, well he's right.

He is! He knows what he's talking about

Sex Pistols by Marko December 27, 2004

Self mutilation 

A form of hurting. Done to one's self by one's self. Now, I'm not sure about this, there could have been a time when this actually resulted out of depression, but in this day and age, it's becoming trendy, and popular. Everyone refers to themselves as "broken" now. Everyone thinks they have such problems. These people are called WEAK. Now sure, there are definitely people out there who have it pretty damn bad. But now, anything that makes anyone unhappy...they decide "Boo hoo, I'm gonna cut" WTF? Since when did "attempted suicide" become trendy?

"My parents hate me because they said I can't go to the Good Charlotte/Taking Back Sunday concert, so I'm gonna go cut myself so they feel guilty....>:)...I mean boo hoo"

Self mutilation by Marko December 21, 2004

American Eagle

A store that all the trend followers that don't have the balls to be different shop at. Their main clothing topic is clothing that is pre-worn out, pre-ripped, pre-stained, etc...

Basically, a bunch of spoiled rich queers pay extra to look poor

American Eagle by Marko December 11, 2004