MATTHEW's definitions

Nut Hair Jubilee

This phrase originated in Little Rock, Arkansas. Basically, it means a righteous cluster fuck. It can be used anytime you get into a pinch, or just a down right fucked up situation with multiple causes and no way out.

"This is such a nut hair jubilee."

"This is a fine nut hair jubilee you've gotten us into."

"Jesus Christ, what a nut hair jubilee."

"No thanks. The last time you had an idea, we wound up in a nut hair jubilee."

by Matthew May 19, 2004

FFVIIMAN

a cocksucker who thinks Final Fantasy 7 is the best RPG ever made. A faggot.

Tony is the ultimate FFVIIMAN! He even has hentai posters of Sepiroth and Link all over his bedroom wall. *shudder*

by Matthew February 19, 2003

Big Rigs

As well as being the best game ever made it is the game that brings us the new "All your base are belong to us". By bringing you You're Winner or to the hardcore fans You're Winner!

Hey Jimmy, You play Big Rigs so You're Winner!

by Matthew January 21, 2004

bevricate

To get something to drink.
the act of bevrication

I am thirsty so I will bevricate before we go to the store.

by Matthew October 26, 2003

Matrix

A dramatic way of saying one kicked ass or beat someone up.

He came at me, so I went all matrix on his ass.

by Matthew November 14, 2003

bitchenfricken

Originating from the word "bitchen," which means cool, rad, awesome, bitchenfricken is most often used with "awesome," meaning something looks cool, rad, or awesome.

Dude, he looks so bitchenfricken awesome with that John Lennon haircut.

by Matthew May 13, 2005

hommilez

To Use A Gay/Homosexual Action Without actually being gay
or
To be very excited about someone or something.

Yo guy stop touching me dats hommilez

Yah man im hommilez for that movie

by Matthew March 5, 2005