Hasselbeck

Any act of masculinity that would leave men of ordinary testicular size quivering in fear like a little Chambers.
Dude, you chopped down that tree with your penis, that is quite Hasselbeck.
by Matt May 14, 2004
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Neo-Conservative

American conservative group that experienced after Ronald Reagan. Neo-Cons typically beleive in Supply side economics, a free market, and social conservatism. (IE: anti-abortion and anti-gay marriage) It is (as of the writing of this definition) the largest group of republicans, including people such as George W. Bush, Tom Delay, and Dick Cheney.

Other powerful factions of the Republican party are the Evangelical Protestants, and the Libertarians.
I, as a neo-conservative, beleive that abortion is murder and that the tax system is currently unfair.
by Matt April 25, 2005
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murphy's law

commonly called 'sods law'
by Matt September 30, 2003
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Judge Judy

when you defecate on someones windshield. Followed u pby tapping the head of yer cock on the car's hood simulating a judge bangin their gavel. After that you masturrbate on the windshield or poop.
I needed t od osomething more evil then keying that bitches car for cock blocking me like that, so i gave her the judge judy
by Matt July 26, 2003
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Disturbed

Please don't judge people for what the listen to/wear/etc. That's just ridiculous.
I figured I'd add my two cents since this site has become more a forum than a dictionary, anyway.
by Matt December 15, 2003
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poink

i bought new fluffy poink slippers today!
by matt January 17, 2004
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Chargers Fan

a rare yet obnoxious breed. Ones that think because they beat the ain'ts they can beat anyone. They also tend to use low blows such as, "Broncos suck.Bailey sucks. Plummer sucks. Shanahan's a queer." However, do not be dismayed because in Week 13 they will be taught the lesson of a lifetime. Dont talk the talk if you can't walk the walk!
The Chargers Fan went apeshit over his team winning against the Saints. Little does the Chargers Fan know that the Saints are not a good team.
by Matt November 18, 2004
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