MATT's definitions

fuktucker

Some one who would or u pressume would rather eat then have sex, often associated wit fat people

look at that rite fuktucker, lets smash his face in.
hey wallzo, fuktucker

by matt September 15, 2004

sprocket

anus; butt-hole

He tried to put his dick in my sprocket.

by Matt December 3, 2003

eMachine

a computer manufacturer, i got one, with windows xp home and it doesnt crash, its a good computer

eMachines/Windows XP Home/2.8 gigahertz processor/3 gig RAM/T3

fuck yea man

by Matt June 13, 2004

Fat squirrel

=Fatticus Squirrelicus=

A severely plump and/or obese, turbo-nipped, short, male (or hairy female...we cant tell) with brown skin matching that of a squirrels. Squeals and will eat anything....Anything.

Person 1: Dave, you fat squirrel get your squirrely hands off my meatball sub!
Person 2: Yeah u mass of lard with a "face" and a "name"

by Matt January 28, 2005

sheep hair

When a girls cunt is extremely hairy

Erin's sheep hair looked like steel wool.

by Matt September 30, 2003

rizzi

rizzi is a fucking queerbag who goes to my school he sux other guys cocks and then brags about it. wat a fag. just the other day he said i sucked 30 cocks today im pimpin. no ur not hobag.

like i said before hes a queerbag and hobag and gets male friends buy sucking their cocks fuckin disgusting.

by matt February 17, 2005

=*(

Its a sad crying face... how emo-esque.

=*( Fuck, dude... I'm sad and whatnot...


My girlfriend just took my left testacle =*(

by Matt November 28, 2004