MATT's definitions

clarizel

the safest and sexiest girl around..and matt's sexay nerd and sunshine

damn there goes clarizel

by matt February 5, 2005

Yamp

Young Tramp

That girl sittin at the bar is a true yamp.

by Matt December 24, 2002

pack

v. To eat lots of absorbant foods such as bread and pancakes and drink lots of water before you go drinking. Packing gives you the ability to drink more in one night and helps prevent the severity of a hangover, or just prevent the hangover all together.

Johnny packed before he drank and is hangover-free!

by Matt February 20, 2005

Scratchin in my record shop

goes with blizzm with my flip flop, means, you gonna be playing tonight?!

"YO!!! blizzm with my flip flop!! scratchin in my record shop!"

by Matt January 15, 2004

Oxfordite

Of and/or living in Oxford
Redneck with little or no education

They are stupid rednecks, they must be oxfordites

by Matt April 29, 2004

Coldicutt

where 30+ men shave their heads bald, lube them with ky jelly, form a circle and insert each others heads into the ass of the guy in front, whilst getting sucked off by vacum cleaners, at the end the person with the least stretched anal has to drink the semen sucked up by the vacum cleaners

"man all i can taste is salt after taht coldicutt last night"

or

"shit was pissing out my ass after playin coldicutt last night"

by matt July 26, 2003

fagocism

An individual who displays homosexual qualities. A queer or a fudgepacker.

Max loves to frolic in the strawberry patch with other men. He is definately showing signs of fagocism.

by Matt February 8, 2004