MATT's definitions

tebowned

To be owned by Flordia's quarterback Tim Tebow.

Announcer: "Tim Tebow drops back, rolls to the right, starts to run with it, jukes left, makes two defenders miss, hurdles another, stiff-arms, roundhouse kicks and somersaults his way for a touchdown!"

Florida Fan: "Y'all just got tebowned!"

by Matt January 8, 2007

sodomy

When you stick your man rod in your partner's poo hole. Illegal in Texas.

Prepare to taste sweet sodomy!

by Matt August 24, 2005

Wookiee

Any woman that is just gross and disgusting. Also one that is gross and disgusting, but just has on a lot of makeup or other "enhancements"

Man we went to this Mardi Gras party expecting some fine women, we roll in on it and find nothing but wookies!
Note: Works really well if you can do the wookie growl from star war

by Matt March 3, 2005

off the heeze

when someone or something is out of control, going crazy.

James is going off the heeze.

by matt May 13, 2005

Bowel Conquistador

a gay man, especially of Latin American decent

God youre such a bowel conquistador!

by Matt November 15, 2004

tahitian

adj. of the highest quality; great, awesome, or super sweet.

Damn, that shit was tahitian.

by matt March 16, 2004

ultimo flicka of DOOM

Something you yell when you want to wake someone up, holding out your hand in a 'flicking' posture.

"ULtiMO FLICkA of DOOOOOOOM!!!!!"

by matt May 28, 2004