covered wagon

When you wake up next to a girl you don't want to be next to anymore, straddle her face with your bare ass. Then take two pillows and put one on each side of your legs. The last step is to fart on her face to wake her up and the pillows lock in the smell. The act looks like one of those wagons people would ride out west back in the old days.

I woke up to this nasty bitch, so I gave her a covered wagon to get her skank ass out of my bed

by Matt July 18, 2003

Wooh

A sign of excitement, used by hyperactive people and their friends. The correct spelling of woo. Must be applied in the appropriate manner otherwise people's heads get chopped off by the mad axe ladies of the south.

Grizzly, Jackaroo and Mr A were having a picnic. Suddenly Mr A turns around.
Mr A: My head just exploded.
Grizzly and Jackaroo: Wooh!

by Matt September 15, 2003

fetch

anything cool or awesome

"Man, that t-shirt is so fetch! Where can I get one?"

by Matt January 19, 2005

gfcbhead

to call someone a bfgchead without them knowing. originates from a spanish test answers

your a trobless gfcbhead arent you

by matt July 02, 2003

sit on this and rotate

Screw you.

(sticks up middle finger) "Sit on this and rotate!"

by matt November 27, 2003

shitcock

1. Literally a cock covered in shit, after anal penetration.

2. Derogatory term for a homosexual person.

Get away from me shitcock!

by matt November 13, 2003

Mount Vernon

A waste of space. It's Yonkers gone to Hell.

The Home of the Brave beats Money Earnin' Mount Vernon any day.

by Matt November 04, 2004