MATT's definitions

shlade

one who has perfected the art of slacking off

when will shlade show up? well he said half an hour, so i guess a couple hours from now. you know how shlade does it.

by Matt January 19, 2005

Satay

A kind of Thai Food, like a kebab. Also a violent term, ie. to rough up, fuck up, or dropkick.

"Nick tried jacking my dope, so I'm gonna satay his ass at Alan's house later"

by Matt December 5, 2003

holy mackinaw

Equivilant to 'Holy Shit'. Often used by hockey announcer Joe Bowen.

"Holy Mackinaw! What a save made by Belfour!"

by matt October 23, 2003

mmmgay

Expression used to say how "gay" something is but masked with a "mmm" at the begining so it isnt to obvious.

Used mostly in classroom. Yet now many know what it is and how now lost its effect

Teacher: "tonights homeworks is..."
Student: "mmmgay?"
Teacher: "What did you say?"
Student: "Nothing."
everyone laughes at teachers stupidity.

by Matt April 5, 2004

Noberini

A sexy person that everybody loves and admires...

Hey, you are not a Noberini

by Matt March 26, 2005

shandals

A combination of sandals and shoes made from a well worn pair of sneakers, usually very well worn, by cutting away the fabric over the toe and around the heel.

"Hey Andrew, I think those old track shoes are just about ready to become shandals."

"Dude, nice shandals!"

by Matt September 29, 2003

SoapBar

A crap brown hard drug sold as cannabis in england. Might have had something to do with cannabis at some point in it's past if you're lucky. Smoked by people who don't really like to get stoned too much (genrally tobacco smokers). Full of barbituates, records, industrial binding agents and worse. Sometimes refered to as solid or smackbar. Mostly smoked by kevs, trendies and peoples mum's.

Eugh was that fucking soapbar? - oh my god its soooooo foul. How can you smoke that shit?

by Matt October 20, 2004