sponge monkey

those fucking talking roadkill that are supposed to inspire eating a quiznos sub

mmmm those sponge monkeys are making me hungry

by matt March 07, 2004

oralgummy

The ancient Chinese art of having a toothless crack hoe perform oral sex on you.

I got great oralgummy from this crack hoe.

by Matt March 27, 2004

Mope

A person of any race or culture that is: presenting themselves as uneducated (either by mannerisms or the clothing they are wearing). Plural = Mopes Mopes usually are up to no good and may have an extensive criminal record and a limited vocabulary.

See Thungs

by Matt March 03, 2004

Mope

1 Being sad, Pouting, Feeling Sorry For Yourself

2 What i do when the sluts raise their prices :(

3 A song by the Bloodhound gang that is retarded in a good way kuz its random and sings about the weirdest things and features Pac Man on Crack

1 Pussy: Waaa she dumped me :(
Me: Thats what you get for
asking her if she has AIDS

2 SHIT 5 BUCKS HIGHER? AGAIN?

3 Tried to O.D. On the COLD-EEZE
Golden Girls Got Me Sweatin To
The Oldies

by Matt September 27, 2004

choad smoker

A person who performs the act of fellatio on a penis whose diameter is greater than its length.

Hey choad smoker, pass me another beer.

by Matt July 24, 2004

Foils

An individual package of heroin wrapped in foil, usually of a 10$ value. Foils are sold on the street and through drug dealers. Usually yields 3 to 4 decent-sized lines, providing your dealer isn't a fuck..

"dude, I am fiending hardcore, do you have any more foils?"

by Matt December 06, 2003

Snelch

A snelch is a felch through the nose.
The 'sn' adapted from Snort. And 'elch' from Felch.

She said no to felching so i gave her a snelching.

by Matt March 31, 2005