MATT's definitions

Paintball

A game in which opposing teams use CO2 operated guns to propel a ball filled with paint at one another. When you are hit with the "paintball" you are considered "out of the game". This continues until the requiered objective is complete(usually capturing a flag or eliminating the entire opposing team).Special games of "Speedball" are often played where the players are in close proximity to each other, often using inflatable "bunkers" as thier only cover. The guns or "markers" as they are often referred to as, use CO2 or Nitro as a propellant for the shperical shaped projectile or "paintball". When fired at a high velocity, they are known to bruise or even break bare skin. This is why there is a common limit to how hard they can shoot usually around 300fps.

Now stop acting like little bitches arguing over whos better and SHUT THE FUCK UP!!

by matt August 23, 2003

Jonesy joke

when something is said and only one person in group laughs, then the rest of the group laaughs at the first person who was laughing.

Doug said that he saw a rabbid cat fish, all of a sudden Beau started laughing. Greg then said "oh god, not another jonesy joke"

by Matt March 2, 2005

sitfuck

having sex while sitting down

Did you see that shit they were sitfucking while I was eating my sandwhich.

by Matt June 17, 2006

Wuhspotch

Erick is a crackwhore.

Erick is such a cum blizzard wuhspotch!

by Matt March 9, 2004

toolchest

A female version of a toolbox.

She's such a toolchest, she deserved to get fired.

by Matt February 7, 2004

negroids

All NAtural ability in an African AMerican.

man 1: Hes not buff cuz hes taking steroids, hes got negroids, its alll natural....

by matt September 29, 2005

krayt

A big dragon lizard that can bite your head off. Themed to Star Wars.

Woah! That Krayt bit his head off!

by Matt April 13, 2004