bite the sidewalk

A violent act where one man makes another man put his teeth on the curb, then stomps on his head.

by matt October 24, 2003

Creshendo

when a man's penis is hard and he is ejackulating sperm

Holy Shit, look at that guys creshendo!

by Matt November 23, 2003

Coldicutt

where 30+ men shave their heads bald, lube them with ky jelly, form a circle and insert each others heads into the ass of the guy in front, whilst getting sucked off by vacum cleaners, at the end the person with the least stretched anal has to drink the semen sucked up by the vacum cleaners

"man all i can taste is salt after taht coldicutt last night"

or

"shit was pissing out my ass after playin coldicutt last night"

by matt July 26, 2003

The Sneak

old version of The Cheat

Thats Smashing the Sneak!

by Matt May 14, 2003

hit dat then quit dat

The act of having sex with a young, naive female, and the kicking the bitch to the curb (usually without her shoes for good measure).

Oh shit, I hit dat then quit dat son!

by Matt May 14, 2004

lool

Coined by Matt, in #stanton.. a famous derivation of 'lol'

<Socrates> I have sex with men for money.
<MichaelB> Redhat doesn't even release the source to their server!
<Matt> lool.

by Matt March 25, 2003

quasiturbine

The Quasiturbine (Qurbine) is a no crankshaft rotary engine having a 4 faces articulated rotor with a free and accessible centre, rotating without vibration nor dead time, and producing a strong torque at low RPM under a variety of modes and fuels. The Quasiturbine is also an optimization theory for extremely compact and efficient engine concepts.

The Quasiturbine's high power-to-weight ratio makes it exceptionally suitable for aircraft engine and its no-vibration attributes make it suitable for use in, for example: chainsaws, powered parachutes or snowmobiles. Variations on the basic Quasiturbine design also have applications as air compressors and as supercharger.

by matt January 28, 2005