MATT's definitions

Gorp

A Gorp is someone that sits in the bath tub and farts, then pops the bubbles with their nose.

Jeeze fart-bubble-popper, you're such a gorp!

by Matt March 17, 2003

turbo

deftly cramming ones thumb up an unsuspecting person's ass (usually though the trousers) causing them to leap up or forward in 'turbo' mode.

by matt April 17, 2003

Smell me

Understanding where a person is coming from, another way of saying the slang phrase "You feel me?"

Leon: I be all peaceful most of the time. You smell me?
Kevin: Yo I smell ya

by matt October 1, 2002

chin2.mpeg

A MUST download. A classic

by Matt August 7, 2003

foolspeak

Aka Toolspeak, a popular chatroom. A place where idiots can go to whine, flood and talk shit.

"Foolspeak is once again a burning wasteland."

by Matt October 14, 2003

Viki'ism

beautiful, lovely, amazing girlfriend, the most amazing trait possible

The homophobic Viki'ist, attracted many a glance.

by Matt October 21, 2003

mm

Medicinal Marijuana.

It's the good stuff.

by Matt September 1, 2004