MATT's definitions

gotj

stands for godofthejungle

gotj is a very smart person

by MATT August 25, 2004

salesmonkey

A monkey, live or stuffed, used to sell a product.

Like in that Dodge Commercial : "Dude, what is that?" - "It's a .. a ... sales monkey"

by Matt February 9, 2004

roark

Sound made by engineering students at times of extream stress. It is believed that it helps to ease the stresses caused by 5 years of hard work.

Student: Rooooooaaaark Rooooooaaaaark, ah thats better.

by Matt February 28, 2005

strapes

A common sexually transmitted disease found among native mountain people of virginia.

"That dirty inbred Katy has got a nasty case of the strapes."

by Matt August 3, 2004

lizittle

me1.little. 2.pussy or sissy.

"Hey man you to lizzitle to go on this ride."

"Hey dont front and be lizzitle 'bout it yahzir."

by Matt June 10, 2006

webgeek

A certain brand of geek, often with a low intellect. The webgeek uses forums to excess, likes anime, and uses ^^ a lot. There are a lot of female webgeeks.

hehe i wuvs cardkaptor saukara ^^ the character a soooo cute XD <^_^y

heheheehehehehe

by matt June 4, 2003

dance face

The idiotic facial expression that one makes while dancing.

John's dance face makes him look like he's constopated.

by Matt May 22, 2007