MATT's definitions
by Matt May 28, 2005
Get the trans ammug. 
A San Franciscan guitarist, who started playing at the age of 15 on his brothers guitar. Once gaining enough skill played in a couple bands, Starting Exodus in the process. He later flew to New York to join with Metallica and has become one of the most influential and copied lead guitarist of all time. Is very well known for his "fuck off" attitude and lightning fast fingers. Also being recognized as a prominent surfer, and studier of zen. Plays his guitar 364 days of the year.
by matt December 6, 2003
Get the Kirk Hammettmug. by Matt January 4, 2004
Get the battymug. A quantitative measurement of fun dealing with an amount of fun that is over 2000 pounds or more. Usually used sarcastically.
by Matt March 9, 2005
Get the tons-o-funmug. Where they hire all of the Mean people whos jobs are to make your life hell. Its the place where you can go and fall asleep to the teachers voices. They allow you to do this, But then get all pissed when the exams come and you dont remember learning this Stuff... They Also will give you bad grades when you fail a test. The reason you mostly fail is because the smartest kid in the class has moved to the other end of the class
Teacher: YOU GOT A 64% on this test!!!
You: Thats passing...Isnt it?
(if this fails, then try the following)
Teacher: YOU GOT A 64% ON THIS TEST!!!
You: ITS YOUR OWN FAULT!!! YOU MOVED ME AWAY FROM THE SMARTEST KID IN THE CLASS!!! (then start crying and run out of the room)
You: Thats passing...Isnt it?
(if this fails, then try the following)
Teacher: YOU GOT A 64% ON THIS TEST!!!
You: ITS YOUR OWN FAULT!!! YOU MOVED ME AWAY FROM THE SMARTEST KID IN THE CLASS!!! (then start crying and run out of the room)
by Matt January 15, 2004
Get the schoolmug. by Matt December 7, 2004
Get the suckbutchmug.