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WIZ KID:
1. What complete twats/Wizdumbies call themselves in the mistaken belief that they are somehow cool or intelligent. They often mispell everything! They actually think stupidity is cool
2. People that have NO SKILLS and complete losers!
3. A Wanna-BEE Whiz!
4. Live in their own little world where they can make up their own little words as a miserable attempt to be one of the cool people, since they never learned how to spell or read (i.e...phat, lil, spittin, blow, thick).
5. PROPER: A teenager or adult who still wizs in his/her bed so is called a wiz kid!
1. What complete twats/Wizdumbies call themselves in the mistaken belief that they are somehow cool or intelligent. They often mispell everything! They actually think stupidity is cool
2. People that have NO SKILLS and complete losers!
3. A Wanna-BEE Whiz!
4. Live in their own little world where they can make up their own little words as a miserable attempt to be one of the cool people, since they never learned how to spell or read (i.e...phat, lil, spittin, blow, thick).
5. PROPER: A teenager or adult who still wizs in his/her bed so is called a wiz kid!
"DJ Wiz sits in his fetid bedroom all day wanking over his Hornby train set and making up bullshit stories whilst covered in dog fleas and nursing bruises from the last beating his fat pikey dad gave him, and he still has the nerve to call himself a wiz kid"
"Wiz Kaliflower can't sing so he spitts in an attempt to rap"
DJ big wiz still wizs in his bed, that is why he is known as the DJ wiz kid.
"Wiz Kaliflower can't sing so he spitts in an attempt to rap"
DJ big wiz still wizs in his bed, that is why he is known as the DJ wiz kid.
by MASTER WISDOM March 9, 2008
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When you both have to take a wiz so badly, you sit on the wizbox (woman) and spread your legs and the guy wizs thru your legs as you are wizzinging too.
When you both have to take a wiz so badly, you sit on the wizbox (woman) and spread your legs and the guy wizs thru your legs as you are wizzinging too.
Hey Col, how was the road trip?
Ditzy Khalifa, it was so much fun, but as soon as we hit the hotel....we had a Wizfest. It was a Real WIZZFEST horror show
Ditzy Khalifa, it was so much fun, but as soon as we hit the hotel....we had a Wizfest. It was a Real WIZZFEST horror show
by MASTER WISDOM April 4, 2008
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Stop wizwacking, grandad, nany will be home soon!
khalifa wizwhacked himself into an aneurism!
Stop wizwacking, grandad, nany will be home soon!
khalifa wizwhacked himself into an aneurism!
by MASTER WISDOM April 4, 2008
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Have you done a wizpopper?
by MASTER WISDOM April 4, 2008
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Some one who displays the following characteristics jerkwad, asswad, wiz, wizer, khalifa, loser, fuckwad, or fagwad
Some one who displays the following characteristics jerkwad, asswad, wiz, wizer, khalifa, loser, fuckwad, or fagwad
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