Definitions by MASTER WISDOM

WIZin' the Jizz 

Simply put, it means masturbating, wanking the wizang,

'Is someone in the wizroom?'
'Yeah, Ditzy Khalifa is in there wizin' the jizz'

WIZin' the Jizz by MASTER WISDOM April 4, 2008

WIZwhacker 

someone who whacks their wizer/wizang i.e beats their meat (masturbates) in a furious manner.

Put that dirty magazine down Khalifa, you raging wizwhacker!

Stop wizwacking, grandad, nany will be home soon!

khalifa wizwhacked himself into an aneurism!

WIZwhacker by MASTER WISDOM April 4, 2008

WIZpopper 

A term used for farting that causes you to fly through the air. Commonly caused by drinking frobsckottle. Or eating to many beans.

Have you done a wizpopper?

WIZpopper by MASTER WISDOM April 4, 2008

WIZFEST 

WIZFEST or WIZZFEST

When you both have to take a wiz so badly, you sit on the wizbox (woman) and spread your legs and the guy wizs thru your legs as you are wizzinging too.

Hey Col, how was the road trip?
Ditzy Khalifa, it was so much fun, but as soon as we hit the hotel....we had a Wizfest. It was a Real WIZZFEST horror show

WIZFEST by MASTER WISDOM April 4, 2008

WIZpoo 

A small particle of semi digested food that when coughing or clearing the throat comes wizing up into the mouth & when crushed has the distinctive odor of wizpoo or Khalifa!

Ditzy Khalifa coughed up a wizpoo ground it between his teeth & gave himself shitbreath

WIZpoo by MASTER WISDOM April 4, 2008

WIZLE DIZZLE 

WIZLE DIZZLE, WIZZLE DIZZLE

Some one who displays the following characteristics jerkwad, asswad, wiz, wizer, khalifa, loser, fuckwad, or fagwad

Nick is such a wizle dizzle!

WIZLE DIZZLE by MASTER WISDOM April 4, 2008

WIZLE or WIZZLE 

WIZLE or WIZZLE

Verb form of wiz, Khalifa or wizz meaning to urinate.

see weezy, wizy or wizzy

DAMN foo he be a wizzle.

Before we go to the bar I gots to Khalifa, the lines are way to long once we get there.

I don't care what you call it, WIZLE or WIZZLE, I got to go now!

WIZLE or WIZZLE by MASTER WISDOM April 4, 2008