Cuntlips

Someone who has lips that are similar to vaginal lips

Shannon has cuntlips

by Mark November 25, 2003

Twatting Around

To mess around in a childish manner

Fancy Twatting around with some bangers

by Mark December 07, 2003

liverpool

A city with a great nightlife, helped greatly by the fact that the (usually aesthetically pleasing) women enjoying which tend to demonstrate a relatively high level of assertiveness, when it comes to initiating kisses and flirtatious actions. Definitely one of the easiest places in which to pull.

Just a shame about the aggressive, mentally-deficient Scallies who inhabit the place.

Fit Scouse bird: "Would you like my tongue down your throat, like?"

Bloke (*overcome with surprise*): "Errrrr"

Fit Scouse bird: "Well tough shit; you're getting it!"

by Mark May 06, 2004

Avril

Avril is a scapegout for modern day punk rockers. (No one told them punk died in the 80s, and that Epitaph is actually a major record label and Rancid is just as pre-manufactured as avril).

Avril killed punk, and disco.
Avril has rehashed a fad from 20 years ago.
I hate Avrils.

by Mark July 06, 2004

Ferien

Lazy, sloth like, unable to move or think quickly

see billy he's just ferien

by Mark October 09, 2003

powerfelch

a variation of the wordfelch/word (sexual act).

in powerfelching, before felching commences the felchee consumes ex-lax, allegedly giving the anally-sucked-up cum a bubblier, frothier consistency.

"where's my ex-lax and drinking straws? Fred, have you been powerfelching again?"

by Mark December 22, 2002

Lowie

a female slut who enjoys male company.

A female who is very permisques and like attention form males. Also who enjoys having sex with multiple partners

by Mark October 15, 2004