MARK's definitions

Bag head

colin hedges 20 needles

av u been with colin sharing needles

by mark July 18, 2003

hawthorne heights

This is a band that is probably the best not a fuckin joke its A+++++++ buy their cd silence in black and white

wow hawthorne heights rules...NO SHIT WHAT DID I FUCKIN TELL U...sorry man i didnt believe u until i got off my fuckin ass and bought their cd...ROCK ON!!!!!

by Mark March 30, 2005

Monster in law

ugly fat bitch to lazy to get out of her own way

my mother inlaw is so fukn fat and useless she uses powder instead of a towel to dry herself

by Mark July 31, 2004

Boggie

A dirty fat boong who eats rats for breakfast

Hey! Is he/she a boggie??

by Mark August 25, 2004

Proud Owner

Any customer who purchases something that is non refundable.

"That guy is a proud owner"

by Mark January 18, 2004

Kenny Lofton

The most underrated center fielder in MLB history.
Career ~.300 hitter, 2000 hits, ~550 SBs, 1300 runs, 2 world series appearances, 6 time All-Star, 4 gold gloves, 5 time AL SB champ.

"Swing and a drive, left-center field, Lofton on a dead run. Still going back, still going back, OH WHAT A CATCH! WHAT A CATCH BY LOFTON! SHADES OF WILLIE MAYS, SAY 'HEY' IN DEED!"

by Mark April 18, 2005

rmp

Read my profile, usually used of AOL Instant Messenger.

Screename: Hey rmp.
Buddy: Ok.

by Mark May 13, 2005