MARIO's definitions

Karmen

A short, blonde girl from Louisiana. She thinks she is ugly but with her beautiful gray eyes and perfect smile, she is tha finest ma around.

Man, Karmen is comin to visit. You should see this gorgeous thing.

by Mario January 11, 2004

Meow

A word used to alert nearby friends that you have just spotted a hot chick, and are now awaiting their aproval. Very similar to Garth's, (From Wayne's World) "Shwing!"

Mario: "Meoooowwww! Meow at 9 o'clock?"
(Friend quickly nods)
Alex: "MEOOWWWW!!!"

Mario: "Meow, damn she fine!"

by Mario February 2, 2004

peeda may

milo may
kitty cat
oooo may

like a little milo may
its a kitty cat
where da peeda may at

by mario April 21, 2003

cock wrangler

A individual who lasso's, or tethers a cock with his or her hands

"you Fucking Cock Wrangling bitch, i knew you were gay"

by Mario November 2, 2004

trucha

watch out, look out

Trucha.

by Mario August 28, 2003

Accountability

The Ability to Count

To be able to count

by Mario November 21, 2003

mariospenis

Sooo Big!!! Beyond perfect

Marios penis is soo big it turns me on

by Mario November 9, 2004