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Derogatory nickname for the city of San Jose, Calif., and/or the surrounding communities in the area. Refers to the high male-to-female population because of the high number of male-dominated high-tech jobs.
Dude, after I graduate, I'm moving out of Man Jose.
by M.C. Shithead March 14, 2005

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A tattoo found on the small of a woman's back. Most commonly found among women in California, hence the name. Also known as bitch tat. It is often speculated that women with such tattoos may be undersexed nymphomaniacs or flat-out sluts.
Yo, I can see that chick's California license plate sticking out from her low-rise jeans
by M.C. Shithead April 22, 2005

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1. noun. Uber-cop who can kill people in super-duper-slow-motion.

2. verb. The act of performing a task of heroic proportoins against apparently insurmountable odds.
Whew! I totally Max Payne-d that girl's home phone number!
by M.C. Shithead April 28, 2005

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A place where there are more African Americans than any other ethnic group.
Damn, this party's a slave market, yo
by M.C. Shithead June 17, 2005

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18
The age when you can fuck a girl and not get jail time.
I can't screw her yet. She's not 18, so I might get jail time.
by M.C. Shithead April 21, 2005

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An complete oxymoron.
The French got pwned in both World Wars without U.S. help.
by M.C. Shithead April 22, 2005

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