M's definitions

5 second rule

You know when you have some fried chicken on your plate and it's the last piece at the cookout and of COURSE you drop it on the floor. Then what do you do? After all, it's disgusting to eat food that fell on the floor. Well, the 5 SECOND RULE says that after 5 seconds, any food that fell on the floor immediately becomes un-germified. So after 5 seconds, eat whatever you dropped on the floor, cuz the rule is what really matters.

John: "Damn I dropped my slice of pizza on the floor."
Mike: "That's too bad."
John: "Oh well," ::picks slice up and waits five seconds:: "5 second rule!" ::BITE!::

by M July 10, 2004

Vujade

like nothing you have ever seen or felt before

entirely new experience

by M November 25, 2003

dykelike

The opposite to a faghag.

Jake is a dykelike, always hanging out with the punker-chicks.

by M January 17, 2004

friend

the person ur bangin but tryna keep on the low

oh him...hes just a friend

by M January 14, 2004

bane

The sexiest Irish man.

He really looks like bane.

by M June 6, 2004

babies

whining, smelly, drooling little parasites.

Save the earth, abort babies now!

by m July 14, 2004

Cuntsticks

A stick for inserting up the cunt. A dildo.

Have you seen this great new cuntstick it's got nodules and it vibrates and twirls!!!

by M July 30, 2003