M@77 J@M35's definitions

Statriotic

Showing great pride for the city or state one lives in, or at least constantly mentions it. And yes, much more than showing appreciation for the whole USA. The prime example for a city would be San Francisco, and the prime example for a state would be Rhode Island.

Today i saw a bunch of 16-year old white guys with saggin pants and backwards Giants (baseball) hats walking down the street shouting "SF is da hella legit shit, homiez!". They're very statriotic, but is that really a good reason to wave infinitely more rainbow flags than American flags?

by M@77 J@M35 January 4, 2013

the exciting hours

The time from 11pm to 6am. It's when all the exciting stuff happens in the streets, like shootings, robberies, drunk driving accidents, vandalism, whatever crime you hear about in the local news.

11-12: robberies and big fights

12-3: shootings and drunk driving accidents

3-6: vandalism, high-speed pursuits and other deadly car accidents

News: "A young black male was killed in a drive-by shooting at 1:30 AM last Monday in the San Francisco Tenderloin, police said."

DAMN IT!! It was in the exciting hours...

by M@77 J@M35 July 12, 2012

lerancture

When someone (usually with authority) gives you a big lecture about something you did, but it sounds more like an angry rant that exaggerates your mistake.

A certain residential staff with the initials HB gave my friend a big lerancture only because he wasnt paying attention in that stupid unnecessary meeting in the dining hall. The tyrannical leader pissed everyone off, but was fun to watch at the same time.

by M@77 J@M35 July 12, 2012

bifriendly

(BYE-frend-lee) A person that seems to switch between liking and being nice to you and hating you. Almost like bipolar, except with their interactions towards certain people. This person is either a friend or a jerk, and they alternate with each personality a lot. If you really can't decide which one, then the person is a jerk and they don't deserve to be your friend. Bifriendly people are best avoided.

(name): hey, did you see my new youtube video?

MS: yeah, it was awesome

NEXT DAY (or less than one day)

(name): I discovered this new death metal band that's amazing

MS: stop talking to me! You're so annoying

(name): why the fuck are you so bifriendly?

by M@77 J@M35 July 12, 2012

Seaympathy

When someone feels bad for the people living in Seattle because of 2 reasons:

1. It is always cloudy and raining
2 and most importantly: it is where I-Carly takes place >.<

One of my friends is spending half the summer in Seattle. He has a 10-year-old brother who is unfortunate enough to grow up watching crappy new shows like iCarly, so I have great Seaympathy for them

by M@77 J@M35 August 5, 2012

the evil 3

The 3 most hated people you know at your school. It could be anyone you don't like, but usually the evil 3 list is unanimously decided on by you and a few friends.

all of the evil 3 are in your wellness class?! damn, i feel srry for you

by M@77 J@M35 August 14, 2012

IGS

It stands for inter-gender sleepover. It is a sleepover with both guys and girls, usually consisting of 2 guys and their girlfriends. It is usually one of the best events with the opposite gender in the world of people age 15-18, and almost always leads to sex, or at least other intimate contact.

My friend told me about an IGS he once had, and it sounds amazing. If I ever make the insane decision of possibly ever getting a girlfriend at some point in the next 2 years, I am gonna call a friend and his gf to come over and have it.

by M@77 J@M35 August 25, 2012