LuigiXmission.420's definitions

Ball Park

When there is a hobo sitting on the end cap of the parking lot, you are so fascinated by how poor he is you forget to put on the brakes and your front wheel ruins his testicles.

Me: Hey Travis, you know the hobo sitting in Taco Bell's parking lot?

Travis: Yes.........

Me: I totally Ball Parked that dude!

by LuigiXmission.420 September 5, 2010

The Stoned Language

Happens when at least two or more people sit down after a long day and take a toke, they see an illusion of words inside the swirls of each other's exhaled smoke cloud, as they resemble speech bubbles, so only the stoners in that group understand the conversation.

To high to explain it.

The Stoned Language.

by LuigiXmission.420 October 21, 2010

Humans

Humans are actually technologically advanced teletubbies from the future, brought here by time travelers. We have lost the antennas on our heads due to the development of the DVD and television OUTSIDE of our body. We have also gained higher intelligence, deeper voices and better speech quality through Rosetta-Stone, brought to the teletubbies time by Marty McFly. Teletubbies come from a place latter known as teletubbyland. Teletubbyland land is a very green, lush, and thriving country, currently known as Afghanistan.

Marty McFly: Hey Tubby, I'm your distant relative, I'm one of the humans!

Teletubby: Uh, Gah-durrr, Tubby custard!

Doc Brown: Do you wanna light this teletubby on fire?

McFly: Yes. *Pours gasoline on teletubby*

Teletubby: Ooooooh, it feels tinglay!

BOOOOOF!

by LuigiXmission.420 September 21, 2010

Fail

See: School

I have to go to school? Fuck you dude, that is a fail idea.

Public education is a failed system.

If my teacher fails me, I will gladly insert myself into her anus.

by LuigiXmission.420 October 28, 2010

Yucky Pus Apple

When your zit gets so huge and then gets infected so that it represents a large, pus leaking, granny smith apple.

Travis: Hey man, look at this huge zit on my face.........

Me: Holy shit Travis, that's a pus yucky pus apple you're carryin'!

Travis: Damn.

by LuigiXmission.420 September 6, 2010

Bread Box

A bread box is the sexual act of shoving a rolled up slice of natural home-made bread inside your partners vagina, allowing her juices to soak into the bread, while at the same time jerking the bread back and forth to pleasure her, then pulling out the bread and eating it.

I built a time machine, then went back in time and gave Marylin Monroe a bread box.

by LuigiXmission.420 September 20, 2010

Big Bird

The source of all sesame chicken.

Big Bird is the source of all sesame chicken.

by LuigiXmission.420 September 6, 2010