Definitions by Lugiratina

Banana Hammock 

A thong for your schlong

What is a Sasquatch doing wearing a banana hammock at a little girl's birthday party?

Banana Hammock by Lugiratina July 28, 2014

Dougly 

An ugliness beyond 'fugly'. A person who is ugly in every aspect of their being (such as my douchebag brother Doug). Someone whose looks, personality, and mannerisms are all severely ugly.

My god you are dougly.

Dougly by Lugiratina July 7, 2014

Starschmuck 

One of those douchebags that hog the outlets and/or comfy chairs for hours on end at Starbucks. Most likely one of those hipsters with no literary talent that hog the comfy chairs at Starbucks while waiting out their never-ending writer's block. Also includes the business people that use Starbucks as a satellite office.

That starschmuck has been sitting there for hours!

Starschmuck by Lugiratina July 7, 2014