37 definitions by Lucy-fer in the sky with diamonds
a very very stoooopid little boy who likes to mock women, goths and red dwarf. ..not only goths in general but a goth very much loved by us all and to mock him on his own band site no less...you IDIOT CHAV BOY!
smeg is a very good insult, and does beat sp00nfuck...what the hell do you call a sp00nfuck..and in leet aswel?? well if you're 'leet' you must be cool...
as for women...you just bought yourself a one-way ticket to celibacy. if you're not there already...
you have merely experienced that small smattering of girls who will actually sleep with you..and now, having totally irrationally spouted that shit on the guestbook of the Purged site, you will now never get any girl other than the aforementioned. and i'm damn fucking glad because you don't deserve them!
smeg is a very good insult, and does beat sp00nfuck...what the hell do you call a sp00nfuck..and in leet aswel?? well if you're 'leet' you must be cool...
as for women...you just bought yourself a one-way ticket to celibacy. if you're not there already...
you have merely experienced that small smattering of girls who will actually sleep with you..and now, having totally irrationally spouted that shit on the guestbook of the Purged site, you will now never get any girl other than the aforementioned. and i'm damn fucking glad because you don't deserve them!
damo: tom you're such a sp00nfuck.
everyone who knows/loves/has met tom: *punches and pounds 'til death ensues*
everyone who knows/loves/has met tom: *punches and pounds 'til death ensues*
by Lucy-fer in the sky with diamonds December 18, 2004
a word used to describe a feeling of utter tiredness
a slightly odd mumsy type word....meaning the exact same as knackered but slightly exaggerated in its pronunciation and meaning.
Variation: knackerackerood (but we wont go there)
a slightly odd mumsy type word....meaning the exact same as knackered but slightly exaggerated in its pronunciation and meaning.
Variation: knackerackerood (but we wont go there)
I'm totally knackerood!
by Lucy-fer in the sky with diamonds August 25, 2004
an expression similar to not touching a person of the opposite sex 'with a 10ft barge pole'
a metaphorical stick describing the action of fighting off the advances of another person that is not phsyically attractive.
a metaphorical stick describing the action of fighting off the advances of another person that is not phsyically attractive.
Drunk man: Hey man, that chick looks hot, go chat her up
Not so drunk man: Are you kidding me?! i wouldn't touch her with a shitty stick
Not so drunk man: Are you kidding me?! i wouldn't touch her with a shitty stick
by Lucy-fer in the sky with diamonds August 26, 2004
A way of telling a bloke to man up and stop being a pussy/coward/wet blanket.
Means to 'act like you've got a pair of testicles'
Is an insult to imply that the man has no balls in the metaphorical sense (that they are a total wimp).
Often used by males and females alike, in women to display power and in men to shame the other male.
Always directed towards a male unless you're taking the piss.
Means to 'act like you've got a pair of testicles'
Is an insult to imply that the man has no balls in the metaphorical sense (that they are a total wimp).
Often used by males and females alike, in women to display power and in men to shame the other male.
Always directed towards a male unless you're taking the piss.
Bloke: Aww i can't go up there it's high and i'm scared of heights
Woman: Bloody hell (insert name here) act like you've got a pair will ya!
Woman: Bloody hell (insert name here) act like you've got a pair will ya!
by Lucy-fer in the sky with diamonds August 26, 2004
another way of saying mummy.
can be more affectionate or used when the child wants something, usually money.
Or a way to describe something your mother would say or do.
can be more affectionate or used when the child wants something, usually money.
Or a way to describe something your mother would say or do.
mumsy?? can i please, please borrow 20 quid....ill pay you back!
Gawd, im totally knackerood....oh dear that was a rather mumsy thing to say.
Gawd, im totally knackerood....oh dear that was a rather mumsy thing to say.
by Lucy-fer in the sky with diamonds August 25, 2004
phrase used widely by teenagers and young adults in the mid 90s as it was made popular by the comedy geniuses Stew Lee & Richard Herring.
they used it mostly in the second series of their hit tv & radio show 'Fist of Fun'.
It means basically to want everything, if you want the moon on a stick then you want everything, including things you can't have.
they used it mostly in the second series of their hit tv & radio show 'Fist of Fun'.
It means basically to want everything, if you want the moon on a stick then you want everything, including things you can't have.
Rich: you wanted the moon on a stick...well look! i went up and got it for you!
Stew: but i don't want it!
Stew: but i don't want it!
by Lucy-fer in the sky with diamonds January 1, 2005