Fancy meeting you here

1/ A genuine expression of surprise when you meet someone you know in an unexpected place
2/ A sarcastic greeting when you meet up with someone at a previously agreed destination.

Hey, fancy meeting you here!

by Lucothefish December 09, 2008

fial

The epitome of fail. Fail is used on the internet as an expression of disapproval, so failing to type fail correctly will often lead to subsequent ridicule and derision.

jim:You lost to an 8 year old on Halo? FIAL!
jim:uh-oh...
everyone else in the chat room: HA HA HA XD etc etc

by Lucothefish March 19, 2008

purple headed womb broom

A Straight guy's stiffy

What's that in your trousers? It's my purple headed womb broom

by LucoTheFish September 21, 2006

Warmup pic

A message sent to your lover before they come home, as a preview of what they'll be getting when they arrive.

John keeps looking at his phone and grinning, I think he's been sent a warmup pic.

by Lucothefish January 27, 2009

Yoda me

A request for guidance on a subject that the asker is unfamiliar or out of touch with.

Geoff: Man I haven't been clubbing in years, Dave will you yoda me?
Dave: mmm, darker shirt must you wear to not look like glowstick in the blacklight, yes?
Geoff: Thanks, and stay close when we get there in case I get nervous
Dave: Worry not young Jedi, easy are the girls of London.

by Lucothefish September 07, 2009

Re

Used in emails, it is a common misconception that this is an abbreviation of the word 'regarding'.

Re is a latin word (pronounced 'ray') that means 'in the matter of' and was adopted by the English courts along with many other latin phrases. It has since moved into general correspondence.

Re: Why you don't pronounce it arr-eee

by Lucothefish September 24, 2009

Beach ball speech

Any (usually political) subject which, when mentioned by the speaker, causes them to move their hands up and down while talking, as if they were holding an invisible beach ball. Also known as Watermelon politics.

I really enjoyed the Obama V McCain debate last night, but there was a lot of beach ball speech, too.

by Lucothefish October 17, 2008