Lucas_JWF's definitions

Oenophobia

A fear of wine of all kinds.

Man: "Would you like some wine dear?"
Woman: "AHHHHUGHHH!!!!!"
Man: "Whoa, relax! You're acting like you got oenophobia or something."

by Lucas_JWF February 4, 2009

Butthole Pee Pee

A Hawaii aloha theme song with the lyrics "Butthole Pee Pee" by Shin from Adult Swim's Shin Chan.

Shin: *singing* Butthole pee pee, butthole pee pee...

by Lucas_JWF August 26, 2008

Cetaphobia

Someone who fears of whales and the movie Free Willy.

This one time at the theaters we went to go see Free Willy and later this little kid was having cetaphobia everytime Free Willy shows up on the screen.

by Lucas_JWF February 4, 2009

Frrt

A really funny fart noise that sounds like a trumpet.

*frrt*
LOL! Dude that sounded like a trumpet!

by Lucas_JWF August 21, 2008

Inflatophobia

The fear of inflation like inflatable love dolls, Thanksgiving parade balloons, and blow up latex suits.

I discover that my girlfriend got inflatophobia after I was going to buy a balloon for her when she heard the sound of helium, she was so scared she grab my arm tight, screaming and crying "My body's blowing up! Please don't let go of me!!".

by Lucas_JWF February 4, 2009

Cold Cup of Jones

A Cold Cup of Jones is a cold beverage in a coffee cup. It's milk with a few scoops of coffee ice cream blend together, topped with whip cream with blue sprinkles on top.

It's a hot day today. Whenever I feel hot, tired and thirsty, I make myself a nice Cold Cup of Jones.

by Lucas_JWF January 2, 2009

Oh God it smells

A complaint of something smells really horrible.

Eww! Someone didn't flush their crap! Oh God it smells! Flush the damn toilet next time!

by Lucas_JWF January 11, 2009