Definitions by Lucas_JWF

Bloody Driver 

A tangy mix of tomato juice, orange juice, lime juice, soda, and water.

Barkeep: "What'll it be today?"
Customer: "I'll have a Bloody Driver. Blend it well with some ice."

Bloody Driver by Lucas_JWF January 11, 2009

HiltOWNED

When Paris Hilton gets to go to jail and whines and cries like a brat.

Did you hear the news about Paris Hilton going to jail? She just got HiltOWNED!

HiltOWNED by Lucas_JWF January 5, 2009

Death Something 

Death something is always a common World Of Warcraft character name used by fat nerdy 42 year old losers spending their entire life playing World Of Warcraft under their parents basement. Names for example; Deathclaws, Deathxx, Deathalleria, Deathpwnsu, and so on with names next to Death.

Deathclaws: "U F***ING SUX!!!1 GTFO MY PARTY U N0000B!!1"
Normal Player: "You don't get out much, do you Death something. Besides, it's only a game."

Death Something by Lucas_JWF January 2, 2009

Bizarro PS3 Fanboy 

The opposite of PS3 Fanboy. A Bizarro PS3 Fanboy is ugly, stupid and more angrier to 360 and Wii Fanboys. And a Bizzaro PS3 Fanboy is also part of the Final Fantasy VII Fanboy family that won't shut up about how the game pwns everybody and everything in the entire gaming world with just FF7 characters like a fat nerdy rabid FF7 Fanboy.

360 Fanboy: "You know what's worse than a regular PS3 Fanboy?"

PS3 Fanboy: "Yeah yeah I know! A bizarro PS3 fanboy! They're a disgrace to us PS3 fanboys and a lot worse than you 360 fanboys!"

Wii Fanboy: "Not to mention they're also a disgrace as Final Fantasy fans. It's like FF7 is their boyfriends."

PS3 Fanboy: "Shut up you Gamecube graphic loving Wii fanboy."

Bizarro PS3 Fanboy by Lucas_JWF January 2, 2009

Redcoffee 

A nice hot cup of coffee with disgusting period blood instead of creamer.

Never say yes to a gross woman offering you redcoffee. It's like eating out a virgin covered in her own period covered in coffee.

Redcoffee by Lucas_JWF January 2, 2009

Cold Cup of Jones 

A Cold Cup of Jones is a cold beverage in a coffee cup. It's milk with a few scoops of coffee ice cream blend together, topped with whip cream with blue sprinkles on top.

It's a hot day today. Whenever I feel hot, tired and thirsty, I make myself a nice Cold Cup of Jones.

Cold Cup of Jones by Lucas_JWF January 2, 2009

Boooty 

A hot ghost girl's butt.

Ghost 1: "Dude, check out that ghostly hottie near her tombstone!"
Ghost 2: "Whoa! She has a fine boooty."
Ghost 1: "Awww yeah."

Boooty by Lucas_JWF December 30, 2008