Definitions by Lucas Lucas

Sick, Dead or Pedophile. 

A popular drinking game which can start any time the name of an elderly celebrity or public figure is trending on social media. The object of the game is to accurately guess the reason the name is trending. If you guess correctly, everyone who guessed incorrectly must drink a shot. If nobody is correct, everyone drinks two shots. You are not restricted to guessing that they're either sick or dead or a Pedophile although you will find that that is often the case.

Les - I see (celebrity x) is trending, let's play Sick, Dead or Pedophile.

Phil - Good idea Les, do you want to play Sick, Dead or PedophileJohn?

John - yes.

Sick, Dead or Pedophile. by Lucas Lucas December 3, 2016

Fanspreading 

When a woman takes up more room than is strictly necessary on public transport.

"Excuse me madam, would you mind not fanspreading, it makes me feel uncomfortable"

Fanspreading by Lucas Lucas October 26, 2015

facebook atheist 

An individual who incessantly publishes their newly acquired atheist beliefs on social media.

A Facebook atheist will say "in my opinion......." when they really mean "in Richard Dawkins opinion......."

facebook atheist by Lucas Lucas July 3, 2015

Buckfast Socialist 

An individual, who when drunk, displays an aggressive and vocal concern for their own civil liberties. A Buckfast Socialist will have a strong yet misplaced confidence in their knowledge of the Human Rights Bill.

Les had a reputation amongst the local constabulary as being a loud and obnoxious Buckfast Socialist.

Buckfast Socialist by Lucas Lucas June 27, 2015

Worm-Holing 

(Verb) The act of targeting an individual’s old Facebook posts with likes and/or irreverent comments with the express intention of causing minor irritation or slight amusement.

Not to be confused with Wormholing under any circumstances.

Luke enjoyed Worm-Holing Phillip whilst Phillip was off work.

Worm-Holing by Lucas Lucas April 28, 2015