Definitions by Luc Samatas
granola homo
A homosexual male who at first appears to be "artsy" or "earthy," but is in fact just stylized to look that way. Also, an excessively health-oriented gay man who prefers to dress like a hippie.
Jerem: "I saw Phil the other day! He had dirty hair and a long beard, he's totally turning into a granola homo.
granola homo by Luc Samatas February 17, 2010
taste check
noun / euphemism.
When somebody re-evaluates their tastes (musical, culinary, etc) based on criticism from others, similar to a "reality check." Also, something expected from somebody who has flagrantly bad or vulgar taste.
When somebody re-evaluates their tastes (musical, culinary, etc) based on criticism from others, similar to a "reality check." Also, something expected from somebody who has flagrantly bad or vulgar taste.
taste check by Luc Samatas November 8, 2009
Calculatrix
noun.
A dominatrix with a background in mathematics, finance or economics. Or, one who says mathematical formulae to her captive partner for the purpose of sexual arousal.
A dominatrix with a background in mathematics, finance or economics. Or, one who says mathematical formulae to her captive partner for the purpose of sexual arousal.
Jude: "I thought my boyfriend Art was normal, but these days he's freaky and wants me to be a calculatrix in bed!
Calculatrix by Luc Samatas September 23, 2009
Lohan Holiday
noun.
(1) When someone drinks heavily during a holiday, particularly when all of their extended family is present.
(2) An exotic mixture of illegal stimulants chosen for energy-fueling and appetite suppression.
(1) When someone drinks heavily during a holiday, particularly when all of their extended family is present.
(2) An exotic mixture of illegal stimulants chosen for energy-fueling and appetite suppression.
(1) George: "Mom's in the other room sleeping even though the party isn't over, she's been on a Lohan Holiday for the entire week of Thanksgiving.
(2) Cindy: "OMG Vicky, you look so skinny, did you totes do a Lohan Holiday or some shit?"
(2) Cindy: "OMG Vicky, you look so skinny, did you totes do a Lohan Holiday or some shit?"
Lohan Holiday by Luc Samatas September 13, 2009
narcissistogenic
Parental behavior resulting in the development of narcissistic tendencies in the child. Usually this behavior includes over-adultation, spoiling and improper punishment of the child, amongst others.
May be seen as similar to "schizophrenogenic" parents, except they produce narcissism and not schizophrenia.
May be seen as similar to "schizophrenogenic" parents, except they produce narcissism and not schizophrenia.
narcissistogenic by Luc Samatas September 1, 2009
soulfriend
A very close friend (often lifelong) that you were "meant to be" friends with. The friend equivalent of a soulmate.
Jillian: "Oh Terra, even though we've only known each other a few months, I can tell that you're a soulfriend."
soulfriend by Luc Samatas August 8, 2009
hot tub o' fuckalilla
(3) An extremely attractive person, possessing obvious sex appeal and / or highly desirable traits (usually female).
Definitely considered vulgar.
Definitely considered vulgar.
(3) Jaime: "Mang, she was a hot tub o' fuckalilla. I wanted to hit tha' shit, but she was frontin'!"
hot tub o' fuckalilla by Luc Samatas June 10, 2009