Definitions by Love-fi
Laundry Hepburn Syndrome
Laundry Hepburn Syndrome (LHS)
A psychological condition that happens in a laundromat, when the hypnotic spin of the washing machine can suddenly convince you that you are Audrey Hepburn
A psychological condition that happens in a laundromat, when the hypnotic spin of the washing machine can suddenly convince you that you are Audrey Hepburn
Katehrine: I went yesterday to the laundromat and I experienced the Hepburn Syndrome
Karen: The Katherine Hepburn Syndrome?
Katehrine: No, Karen, I mean the Laundry Hepburn Syndrome. For 30 minutes, I believed I was Holly Golightly!
Karen: The Katherine Hepburn Syndrome?
Katehrine: No, Karen, I mean the Laundry Hepburn Syndrome. For 30 minutes, I believed I was Holly Golightly!
Laundry Hepburn Syndrome by Love-fi December 8, 2025
Saint Nekolas
Karen: My kitty Salem is missing and I’m desperate. I don’t know what to do…
Katehrine: Say a prayer to Saint Nekolas and you will find your little pussy
Katehrine: Say a prayer to Saint Nekolas and you will find your little pussy
Saint Nekolas by Love-fi December 7, 2025
Trickynosis
noun
A parasitic disease that becomes the posthumous trick or final twist of an animal after being killed for human consumption
A parasitic disease that becomes the posthumous trick or final twist of an animal after being killed for human consumption
Hunter: I ate some meat and now I’m going to die of trickynosis
Hannibal: Oh deer! That’s tricky. The hunter becomes the hunted…
Hannibal: Oh deer! That’s tricky. The hunter becomes the hunted…
Trickynosis by Love-fi December 6, 2025
Catohlic
Adj.
Member of the Catohlic Church. Pertaining to the Church based on the admiration of the mysteries of our lords, the cats.
See also catohlicism and catehcism
Member of the Catohlic Church. Pertaining to the Church based on the admiration of the mysteries of our lords, the cats.
See also catohlicism and catehcism
Katehrine: Karen, next Caturday I will convert to Catohlicism. I will receive the sacrament of my baptism in the church of Saint Nekolas. You are invited.
Karen: I’m so glad… Oh, look! A Cat!
Karen: I’m so glad… Oh, look! A Cat!
Troubleler
Egbert: What’s your next destination?
Atticus: It’s a grief. But on this journey I’m not carrying impedimenta with me
Egbert: So, you are a grief tourist
Atticus: Not exactly, because the pain and worries are mine. I am a troubleler
Atticus: It’s a grief. But on this journey I’m not carrying impedimenta with me
Egbert: So, you are a grief tourist
Atticus: Not exactly, because the pain and worries are mine. I am a troubleler
Troubleler by Love-fi December 4, 2025
Brontosorry
Marigold: I must confess it was me who stole the Gremlins poster you had in your room. But here it is
Gwendolyn: Alas! I cried for years because of that
Marigold: I am so truly brontosorry…
Gwendolyn: Alas! I cried for years because of that
Marigold: I am so truly brontosorry…
Brontosorry by Love-fi December 3, 2025
1858
Lizbeth: Oh, Bethsabe, I thought you were straight…
Bethsabe: Absolutely not, Lisbeth, I’m 1858.
Lizbeth: Oh, I knew it: you are bi! Definitely, hun, you are my bethsbrian
Bethsabe: Absolutely not, Lisbeth, I’m 1858.
Lizbeth: Oh, I knew it: you are bi! Definitely, hun, you are my bethsbrian