Definitions by Lou Stenspayce

girlfriend test 

When you have sobered up enough for your girlfriend to not notice that you are/were high.

If you take mescaline, it will take you approx. 12-14 hours to pass the girlfriend test.

girlfriend test by Lou Stenspayce February 5, 2009

bayou bengals

Nickname for the nickname of Louisiana State University, the Tigers

The Bayou Bengals won this Saturday. Geux Tigers.

bayou bengals by Lou Stenspayce October 16, 2004

Yodeling in the Canyon 

Oral sex, as performed on a woman.

See: The Last Detail, starring Jack Nicholson

I had to go yodeling in the canyon before she would give me any back!

Yodeling in the Canyon by Lou Stenspayce October 16, 2004

axe handles 

A method for discussing the width of a girl's ass without her knowledge. Ass width measured by how many ax handles, laid horizontally, would constitute the diameter of her rear end.

Is she cute?
No man, she's at least 2 ax handles

axe handles by Lou Stenspayce October 16, 2004

knee beads

The really wide guage beads (each "bead" is about the size of a baseball) that people get on Bourbon Street in New Orleans.

Knee beads...because that's what you have to do to earn them...get on your knees.

Jenny got a set of knee beads and a shot in the back of the mouth at the corner of Bourbon and Bienville.

knee beads by Lou Stenspayce October 16, 2004

dutch

A Nickname for President Reagan. Nicknamed "Dutch" as a child, wenton to become the 40th US president.

DUring his presidency, Dutch got shot and later fell off a horse. It was just like one of his movies.

dutch by Lou Stenspayce June 5, 2004

nt 

abbreviation:

New Testament (of the bible)

I like Genesis' early work, but I much prefer the NT.

nt by Lou Stenspayce April 7, 2004