Lou Stenspayce's definitions

henry earl

Black dude with TB. He is the town drunk of Lexington, KY. Has achieved infamous status on the internet (fark.com) and TV (Jimmy Kimmel Live) due to his 800 arrests on public drunkeness charges in the last 10 years. Carries a picture of James Brown and dances for tips.

Henry Earl drank a bottle of Thunderbird and ended up back in the drunk tank a mere 8 hours after being released.

by Lou Stenspayce January 8, 2004

Yodeling in the Canyon

Oral sex, as performed on a woman.

See: The Last Detail, starring Jack Nicholson

I had to go yodeling in the canyon before she would give me any back!

by Lou Stenspayce October 16, 2004

Flying pig

A hostel located in Amsterdam, The Netherlands. Famous for its student/backpacker friendly atmosphere and the ability to smoke joints in the lobby.

Everyone knows about these 2 places now, so they are a bit overpriced and nearly all booked. Too bad.

I smoked a spliff at the Flying Pig and passed out on the beanbag chair in the lobby.

by Lou Stenspayce December 17, 2003

nt

abbreviation:

New Testament (of the bible)

I like Genesis' early work, but I much prefer the NT.

by Lou Stenspayce April 7, 2004

knee beads

The really wide guage beads (each "bead" is about the size of a baseball) that people get on Bourbon Street in New Orleans.

Knee beads...because that's what you have to do to earn them...get on your knees.

Jenny got a set of knee beads and a shot in the back of the mouth at the corner of Bourbon and Bienville.

by Lou Stenspayce October 16, 2004

ted nugent

1) Obvious: Guitarist from the 70's

2) Slang for pot weed marijuana. Derived from the word nugget which is slang for high grade pot. Used in written, emailed or spoken conversation to avoid detection. Also, concert tickets are usually 50 bucks, so it makes it convenient for drug dealing slang.

Hey bro, did you get that Ted Nugent ticket for me?

Yeah, it's $50. Just swing on by and pick it up.

by Lou Stenspayce December 14, 2003

dartmouth

"The College on the Hill", "Dear Old Dartmouth". Small Ivy league liberal arts college in New Hampshire with a study hard, party harder atmosphere.

Students usually end up rich, crazy or both.

Characterized by attempts at liberalism, punctuated by the realization junior year that you want to be a Wall Street trader, not a Revolutionary.

Dartmouth College is much better school than University of Phoenix-online.

by Lou Stenspayce December 13, 2003