Lothar 's definitions

Cranberry Dream

When a girl begins her period while sleeping and stains the sheets.

Dammit! I had another cranberry dream last night!

by Lothar January 13, 2018

Texas Corn Cob

When you've eaten a huge family meal and finally you b begin to upshot the largest turd in your life and it feels like birthing a corn cob.

Oh Lawdy Lawdy, here comes another Texas Corn Cob! gonna need a second flush and some cleanser.

by Lothar January 13, 2018

Deforestation

When a really hairy person begins to remove body hair

Damn man! we got some serious deforestation going on here!

by Lothar January 13, 2018

Moroccan Meat Pie

When you eat spicy food and 7 hours later all that remains is a pool of grey matter from your meal

Damn dude! I'm droppin Moroccan meat pie in here!

by Lothar January 13, 2018

Kettle Corn

When you're taking a horrible shit and its splattering all over the toilet bowl.

Damn dude! Im putting out some serious kettle corn here!

by Lothar January 13, 2018

Confederate Nut Cracker

A person who comes up from behind and kicks you in the balls, drops you to your knees and then allows you to get back up

Watch this, I'm going to give this guy a Confederate Nut Cracker!

by Lothar January 13, 2018

Porcelain Baptism

When you're a well hung man and you lean forward sitting on the toilet and the tip of your penis hits the water giving you a cold wet surprise

ah Crap! I just gave myself a porcelain baptism again.

by Lothar January 13, 2018