Definitions by LordWatson

donkey slayer 

A guy who intentionally goes after fat drunk and ugly girls for sex.

Hadley shouldn't be so proud of being a donkey slayer.

donkey slayer by LordWatson July 12, 2003

can of crushed assholes 

to have an ugly face, to be unattractive.

When my sister was born my dad said her face looked like a can of crushed assholes.

can of crushed assholes by LordWatson July 12, 2003

Doof 

Feces. As in food goes into your body, and the reverse, doof, comes out.

After all that Taco Bell I gotta doof something fierce.

Doof by LordWatson July 12, 2003

faulty vibrator 

To be surprised, using the euphemism of having one's rear end exposed to electrical current.

"I'm shocking your ass like a faulty vibrator." - Bomb The Bass.

or

"Man, when I found out Britney Spears wasn't a virgin it shocked my ass like a faulty vibrator."

faulty vibrator by LordWatson July 12, 2003

Trin' bitches 

Women of college at Trinity College, University of Toronto.

We left Gabby's last night cos' all the Trin' bitches showed up.

Trin' bitches by LordWatson July 12, 2003

mutant

An especially ugly woman.

Those trin' bitches are friggin' mutants.

mutant by LordWatson July 12, 2003

dill 

a loser

Who woulda thought the dill from McGill would end up president?

dill by LordWatson July 12, 2003