Loopt's definitions

Corker

Something that is funny.

That movie about glow in the dark flying earthworms was a corker!

by Loopt March 3, 2017

Gnome

A short person.

That bloke is a gnome!

by Loopt March 1, 2017

Crumpet

A person who is'nt very smart. With a brain like a crumpet, full of holes.

I asked that bloke for a hammer and he gave me a screwdriver, 'What a crumpet!'

by Loopt March 2, 2017

Plumed

To be the victim of a plum throwing incident.

I was walking down the street then all of a sudden I got plumed.

by Loopt March 1, 2017

Waffling

Talking nonsense.

Sales rep is waffling again!

by Loopt March 3, 2017

Vegtabalized

Being hung over so bad that you can barely function like being a 'vegetable', like a person who can't talk and can barely move.

Went out partying Friday night on a pub crawl and now im Vegtabalized!

by Loopt March 1, 2017