Loopt's definitions

Crumpet

A person who is'nt very smart. With a brain like a crumpet, full of holes.

I asked that bloke for a hammer and he gave me a screwdriver, 'What a crumpet!'

by Loopt March 2, 2017

Waffling

Talking nonsense.

Sales rep is waffling again!

by Loopt March 3, 2017

Corker

Something that is funny.

That movie about glow in the dark flying earthworms was a corker!

by Loopt March 3, 2017

Looper

Someone who can be hard to work out.

Bloke with the haircut like a porcupine is a looper!

by Loopt March 4, 2017

Chronic

Something that is extreme, it either being a taste, smell or a effect.

Whoa! That blue cheese is chronic.

by Loopt March 4, 2017

Worm hole

To stick your finger in potting mix before sticking it in someones ears.

Time to give someone a worm hole!

by Loopt March 4, 2017