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To have sex with others without being unfaithful to your true heart, as the connecting flowing feelings are not of real when to compare with your real heartfelt lover.
Controlling the flowing love through circumcision, the veins disconnect the heart from the sexual tension you may gain for wanting sex with someone else.
by Long Johns January 23, 2012
Get the Circumcision mug.When to get feels of a gangsta style through listening to music, studying art, watching a movie/drama, and come over gang tripping.
Joe bouncing along the street with music pumping into his ear holes.
As soon as a ruff n tuff tune comes on, Joe is suddenly gang tripping and his pace changes too.
As soon as a ruff n tuff tune comes on, Joe is suddenly gang tripping and his pace changes too.
by Long Johns January 27, 2024
Get the Gang Tripping mug.Back in the days when the law was truly an ass, a witness was strong enough to cast judgement on any poor soul they wish to pass blame. Sometimes it took knocking on peoples doors to ask 'can I get a witness', and where the idea for Jehovah Witnesses come from for knocking on peoples doors and throwing the book at them. Taking desperate measures to either clear someones name or to pass blame on to another. Can also be used for those quick marriages some like to have that same day when only set eyes on someone.
Woman: "I'm desperate, please help me to save my son....please, I beg of you."
Stranger: "ok, I see what I can do."
Woman: "thank you, thank you, praise the lord."
Stranger: "Can I get a witness?"
Random Passer-by: "Sure, I'll say he was with me all the time."
Stranger: "ok, I see what I can do."
Woman: "thank you, thank you, praise the lord."
Stranger: "Can I get a witness?"
Random Passer-by: "Sure, I'll say he was with me all the time."
by Long Johns August 25, 2013
Get the Can I get a witness mug.After several bathroom selfies, Jay decided to take some noodies of himself to impress the potential interests.
by Long Johns September 10, 2016
Get the Noodies mug.As one surpasses ones predecessor for reigning the longest, one gains the title for being 'Victoriouser'...
Ones ruling monarch Queen Elizabeth II has continued to reign longer than ones own previous Queen Victoria, therefore are victoriouser.
by Long Johns October 26, 2015
Get the Victoriouser mug.What seems larger in scale, whatever the object to be, is actually smaller to take. Something that is being supported by another source. A teacup on a saucer.
Janet thought her income would be much more from the looks of things. Only John being the supported one, realistically Janet only had the teacup on a saucer.
by Long Johns February 12, 2013
Get the Teacup on a saucer mug.To mean having a dilemma of a time, stressed out, frustrated. Just like our much loved cuddly wuddly blue man 'Iggle Piggle' will do as he falls back with legs up in the air. To express that feeling to sigh, to become dumbstruck, to almost give-up. When having that sense to pull your hair out and scream and shout from stress.
by Long Johns July 1, 2011
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