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A bow

A bow to royalty was initially a moment of surprise, when the very first person greeting the king was surprised by the size of his bulge. Thenceforth, became a tradition to bend the head to acknowledge the similar line of sight.
The very first public meeting the king ever made had been with an unexpected turn for events.
As many gentlemen are custom to, shaking hands is what was in due course, however.
Upon the king holding his hand out to greet a young chap, this said fellow man of the kings regime, had unexpectedly looked down in surprise.
The king unsure what was happening, other than the obvious, felt it to become a tradition that all future events, a bow is of a proposed means to greet ones king.
by Long Johns November 26, 2017
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Circumcision

To have sex with others without being unfaithful to your true heart, as the connecting flowing feelings are not of real when to compare with your real heartfelt lover.
Controlling the flowing love through circumcision, the veins disconnect the heart from the sexual tension you may gain for wanting sex with someone else.
by Long Johns January 23, 2012
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Twix

Someone who wishes to have threesomes or foursomes or thensomes.....when there is only two to the pack but wants more.
Guy: 'I fancy a threesome'.
Girl: 'But there is only two in the pack'.
Guy: 'Don't worry we can improvise'.
Girl: 'Stop being such a twix'.
by Long Johns September 7, 2011
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Halloween

Towards the cold nights, those who hold back from lighting up that fire place - in todays society flicking on the central heating - a group of frighteners will knock on peoples doors. Come from the energy supply, back then was the woodsman who chopped the wooden logs for everyone, to scare people into making use of that paid service.
Jack, the woodsman, spent all his hard working weeks chopping down trees for people to burn on their fires. Only some like to hold on till the very last moment, when matters are important enough to waste more than they can use. Only Jack knows that people like this prevents him earning that extra more for this time of year. So on the night for Halloween, using their given jack-o-lanterns, sends out a group of scarey looking scoundrals to put the frighteners on the village folk to burn. It still happens today in some cases, with todays way for doing things, the dark nights are even more so terrorising.
by Long Johns October 24, 2014
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Fat Cunt

Well popular, massively known, inspiring person, doted on, known for something unique and amazing.
you are a piece of art you fat cunt
by Long Johns July 3, 2011
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Taffs

to do those usual things, work, going out, dining, wining etc etc
To accompany the saying 'Tiffs, Taffs and Tantrums'.

Tiffs - arguements, quarrels, lovers tiffs.
Taffs - those usual things.
Tantrums - tears, upsets, unloved.
by Long Johns August 3, 2011
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Money

To encourage those to be out of their homes and within an area of society where majority of public are located....ruling the roost by forcing those to live harder.
After the neandrethal had found themselves out of the woods, by the luring of the nightly wolves under moonlight. The then change in life was to bring them out of their homes, too, thus the encouragement to pay their ways with money. Similar to finding themselves out of the woods, but to control the masses to be in a location of civilisation.
by Long Johns October 21, 2015
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