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wargasm

What President George W. Bush has when he thinks about bombing another country in the middle east.
President Bush had a wargasm when he thought about bombing Iran to find oi...er, eliminate weapons of mass destruction.
by Lon July 8, 2005
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biodome

by Lon September 5, 2005
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boxer

The boxer is a breed of dog that is categorized by the AKC as a working class dog. They are bread from German descent, from the previous dog breed known as "bullenbeizer." The boxer is known for it's keen senses, friendly, loyal, and loving disposition. In terms of intelligence, the boxer is in the 60% range of distribution, making them slightly smarter than the average dog. They are fantastic dogs for children, because they are very patient. They drool a lot, too.
I have two boxers. One is named Bruno, the other is named Tilly.
by Lon May 14, 2005
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tortilla soup

Tortilla soup comes in many different forms, however, the most popular form is made like such:

A rich, nacho cheese and chicken broth base combined with chicken and salsa, mexican chili powder and jalapenos, all cooked together. Then, add fried strips of corn tortilla on top to make a crunchy, melty, delicious mexican soup.
Oh my god, this tortilla soup is amazing, Lonny.
by Lon May 17, 2005
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inner fat kid

The state of mind that a person may retain even after losing a significant amount of weight. Usually exhibited by late night food cravings, eating candy bars, and day dreaming about unhealthy foods
I knew JP still had his inner fat kid when he suggested we get buffalo wings at one in the morning.
by Lon January 14, 2008
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women of mass frustration

These are the type of women in your life who constantly nag, are bitchy, and generally are intolerable to be around. This is a play on words of "weapons of mass destruction"
My mom is totally being a WMF today.
by Lon September 2, 2005
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britney spears

A female pop artist who's pussy has been invaded more times than Poland.
by Lon June 5, 2005
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