Lon's definitions
The task of standing up and manually changing the channel on the television control panel to find something entertaining to watch while your friends and family sit there and force you to keep changing the channels.
by Lon December 28, 2005
Get the Vanna White Jobmug. A math game given to elementary school students to help them learn their multiplication tables.
The premise of the game, is that you are given three rows of ten basic multiplicaton problems, in which you are supposed to answer as many as you can in sixty seconds. If you manage to finish them all, you move on to 4, 5, and 6 rows.
The premise of the game, is that you are given three rows of ten basic multiplicaton problems, in which you are supposed to answer as many as you can in sixty seconds. If you manage to finish them all, you move on to 4, 5, and 6 rows.
by Lon September 5, 2005
Get the mad minutemug. A group of people who are Christians but place great importance in the Book of Mormon, for which there is little evidence for.
The Book of Mormon claims that there was vast civilizations all along the east coast of America.
Too bad we haven't even found a pot to support that claim.
The Book of Mormon claims that there was vast civilizations all along the east coast of America.
Too bad we haven't even found a pot to support that claim.
by Lon May 15, 2005
Get the mormonmug. A person who repeatedly uses an AI glitch in a video game to their advantage. This is seen most often on sports titles, with Madden NFL Football and NCAA Football having some of the biggest known glitches.
These "glitches" are nearly impossible to defend against, since they are a flaw in the programming of the application.
These "glitches" are nearly impossible to defend against, since they are a flaw in the programming of the application.
This bastard throws a Hail Mary on every play and completes the pass 85% of the time. In real life, this does not happen.
by Lon August 10, 2005
Get the glitch gamermug. What Snoop Dogg has on his mind.
by Lon December 28, 2005
Get the moneymug. An extremley rich person, usually seen wearing fur coats and high class suits. They almost always live in huge ass mansions, and drive high-class foreign cars. While some can be complete assholes, others actually share their wealth.
by Lon October 13, 2003
Get the rich bitchmug.