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Rap music represents the lowest form of intelligent sound composition. Rap music is known primarily for it's insignificant and objective lyrics, which often objectify women and portray the various rap artist in a a grandeous light. Somehow, someway, the rap industry still manages to trick millions of people a year to give up billions of their dollars.
by Lon May 13, 2005
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by Lon May 15, 2005
Get the popcorn mug.A group of people who are Christians but place great importance in the Book of Mormon, for which there is little evidence for.
The Book of Mormon claims that there was vast civilizations all along the east coast of America.
Too bad we haven't even found a pot to support that claim.
The Book of Mormon claims that there was vast civilizations all along the east coast of America.
Too bad we haven't even found a pot to support that claim.
by Lon May 15, 2005
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We just gave Tilly a bath, now she's jumping around, acting like a lunatic. She has the bath crazies.
by Lon December 27, 2006
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by Lon August 29, 2007
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by Lon March 11, 2008
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by Lon January 14, 2008
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