Lon's definitions

mormon

A group of people who are Christians but place great importance in the Book of Mormon, for which there is little evidence for.

The Book of Mormon claims that there was vast civilizations all along the east coast of America.

Too bad we haven't even found a pot to support that claim.

I can find the verse in the Bible that proves the Book of Mormon wrong.

by Lon May 15, 2005

glitch gamer

A person who repeatedly uses an AI glitch in a video game to their advantage. This is seen most often on sports titles, with Madden NFL Football and NCAA Football having some of the biggest known glitches.

These "glitches" are nearly impossible to defend against, since they are a flaw in the programming of the application.

This bastard throws a Hail Mary on every play and completes the pass 85% of the time. In real life, this does not happen.

by Lon August 10, 2005

The Hammer

A way of describing something as being overwhelmingly good, or having a superior quality that sets it apart from the rest. The idea is that the quality "hits you like a hammer."

Dude, that pizza we had last night was The Hammer.

by Lon March 11, 2008

Vanna White Job

The task of standing up and manually changing the channel on the television control panel to find something entertaining to watch while your friends and family sit there and force you to keep changing the channels.

I stood up to get some pizza, but instead, I got stuck with the Vanna White Job.

by Lon December 28, 2005

mad minute

A math game given to elementary school students to help them learn their multiplication tables.

The premise of the game, is that you are given three rows of ten basic multiplicaton problems, in which you are supposed to answer as many as you can in sixty seconds. If you manage to finish them all, you move on to 4, 5, and 6 rows.

I was the Mad Minute champion in grade school.

by Lon September 5, 2005

jackoffsturbate

A combination between the phrase "jacking off" and the word "masturbate." Only used when you're extremely horny.

Holy shit, watching that porno made me so damn horny. I'm going to go home and jackoffsturbate.

by Lon August 18, 2005

boxer

The boxer is a breed of dog that is categorized by the AKC as a working class dog. They are bread from German descent, from the previous dog breed known as "bullenbeizer." The boxer is known for it's keen senses, friendly, loyal, and loving disposition. In terms of intelligence, the boxer is in the 60% range of distribution, making them slightly smarter than the average dog. They are fantastic dogs for children, because they are very patient. They drool a lot, too.

I have two boxers. One is named Bruno, the other is named Tilly.

by Lon May 14, 2005