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A combination between the phrase "jacking off" and the word "masturbate." Only used when you're extremely horny.
by Lon July 23, 2005
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HTML is a programming language that is used to create and display webpages on web browsers.
You can think of HTML as a webpage's DNA.
You can think of HTML as a webpage's DNA.
by Lon July 10, 2006
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Jeff K is hosted through Something Awful's website. (www.somethingawful.com) He is a teenage boy with the worst spelling and grammar skills known to man. He claims to be a 1337 haX0r, and likes to review movies and games. One of the best reasons to visit SA.
"All modams connected too each othar so to yuo could palay DuKE NUKAM 3D AND GET TEH SHRINK RAY MICORWAVE GUN!!! I shrank teh Pig Cop into a tiny hog and stepped on him and SAW A STRIPPAR!!!"
by Lon May 06, 2005
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The laughingstock of the NFL.
Doctor: "You know what'll cheer you up?"
Sick Patient: "What's that?"
Doctor: "DETROIT LIONS!"
Sick Patient: "Hahahahahahhaha!!11"
Sick Patient: "What's that?"
Doctor: "DETROIT LIONS!"
Sick Patient: "Hahahahahahhaha!!11"
by Lon August 06, 2006
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What Snoop Dogg has on his mind.
"...With my mind on my money and my money on my mind..."
by Lon October 19, 2005
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A group of people who are Christians but place great importance in the Book of Mormon, for which there is little evidence for.
The Book of Mormon claims that there was vast civilizations all along the east coast of America.
Too bad we haven't even found a pot to support that claim.
The Book of Mormon claims that there was vast civilizations all along the east coast of America.
Too bad we haven't even found a pot to support that claim.
by Lon May 13, 2005
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