Logical Empiricist Stoic's definitions
The omniscient & omnipotent deity, who becomes man who becomes super god, and ultimately inspires, leads, & controls the minds & combined will of his Covidian religious cult followers.
Like any god, he retains absolutely no accountability because good outcomes are due to his gracious benevolence while undesired consequences result from his purging crucible or fully-merited sanctions.
Like any god, he retains absolutely no accountability because good outcomes are due to his gracious benevolence while undesired consequences result from his purging crucible or fully-merited sanctions.
“I’m not feeling well with a symptom that could be from any ailment listed in any of all the world’s medical journals & blogs.”
“Praise Fauchovah!”
“Praise Fauchovah!”
by Logical Empiricist Stoic October 22, 2023
Get the Fauchovahmug. The feature of almost songlike whining & kvetching from Covid Babies that accompanies the regular Covid Season.
Covid Carols typically include an unlimited list of non-specific & often conflicting symptoms that can be attributed to any disease or ailment that has ever existed among any of Earth's creatures.
Covid Carols typically include an unlimited list of non-specific & often conflicting symptoms that can be attributed to any disease or ailment that has ever existed among any of Earth's creatures.
"My head hurts. I think I have a fever. I can't breathe. My body aches. Feel like I'm gonna throw up. Wah! Wah! Waaaah!!!"
"I'm coughing. I'm sneezing. I lost my appetite. I'm starving. I can't taste anything. I can't smell anything. Does anybody have a Covid test? I need to stay in from work. Wah! Wah! Waaaah!!!"
"Can somebody drive me to the emergency room? I need an updated jab. Did you get the latest vax? Why aren't you wearing a mask? That's not 6 feet. You're too close! Wah! Wah! Waaaah!!!"
"Hear the Covid Babies with their Covid Carols?"
"Yep! Time to pull out the Covid Box. Covid Season is upon us!"
"Praise Fauchovah!"
"I'm coughing. I'm sneezing. I lost my appetite. I'm starving. I can't taste anything. I can't smell anything. Does anybody have a Covid test? I need to stay in from work. Wah! Wah! Waaaah!!!"
"Can somebody drive me to the emergency room? I need an updated jab. Did you get the latest vax? Why aren't you wearing a mask? That's not 6 feet. You're too close! Wah! Wah! Waaaah!!!"
"Hear the Covid Babies with their Covid Carols?"
"Yep! Time to pull out the Covid Box. Covid Season is upon us!"
"Praise Fauchovah!"
by Logical Empiricist Stoic October 31, 2023
Get the Covid Carolsmug. A social countermovement and awareness campaign against female entitlement and lack accountability which results in unfounded false accusations towards men.
Man sues 50 women for $2.6 million after they called him a bad date in viral FB group, thus beginning the #SheToo Movement
by Logical Empiricist Stoic April 13, 2024
Get the SheToo Movementmug. Covid Level Alert (CLA), aka Chicken Little Alarm, is an overreaction to a potentially high-risk event with low (realistically no) probability of occurrence.
Such responses are typically based on emotions, thus bypassing the human brain’s logical reasoning centers.
Such responses are typically based on emotions, thus bypassing the human brain’s logical reasoning centers.
by Logical Empiricist Stoic September 10, 2023
Get the CLAmug. A more politically correct & socially acceptable way of saying, Nappy Headed Ho.
Possibly a career-saving term.
Possibly a career-saving term.
Don Imus might still have a radio show if he wasn’t dead & had simply said:
"Man, those girls are rough. Dem some NH2s."
"Man, those girls are rough. Dem some NH2s."
by Logical Empiricist Stoic June 27, 2023
Get the NH2mug. by Logical Empiricist Stoic February 18, 2025
Get the Canine Carpacciomug. A storage receptacle used to reserve masks, face shields, antimicrobial wipes, disinfectants, hand sanitizers, social distancing signage, vaccination records, nasal test kits, etc. in preparation for the regular seasonal Covid outbreak mandates.
“Hey honey! Where’re my N95 masks?”
“They’re in the Covid Box next to the Christmas decorations in the garage. Is it Covid season already?”
“Yep! Seems to come around quicker each year. “
“They’re in the Covid Box next to the Christmas decorations in the garage. Is it Covid season already?”
“Yep! Seems to come around quicker each year. “
by Logical Empiricist Stoic October 23, 2023
Get the Covid Boxmug.