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Donuts

"Hey got any donuts?"

"Yeah son I got a whole dozen"
by Lizzy October 13, 2014
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Moo

A showing of everything that is pointless and happy in the world.
Person1:Moooooooooooooo!!!!!

Person2:You must be showing your feelings for everything that is pointless and happy in the world!!!!
by lizzy August 29, 2006
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Hoe Fro

"Yo James' sidechick had a mad hoe fro"
by Lizzy October 13, 2014
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parentals

"your parentals calmed down yet?"
by lizzy June 8, 2004
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Leif Erikson

From the popular "Leif Erikson Day" Spongebob episode but meaning a cheap bottle of vodka; getting smashed and becoming very touchy with others; or hogging the limited and cheap alochol your group has
"I could only get some Leif Erikson for tonight's kickback"

"Jamie is completely smashed. She's in Leif Erikson mode."

"We only have half a handle of Smirnoff for tonight so no one Leif Erikson tonight."
by Lizzy October 13, 2014
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brekie

A meal early in the day, breakfast. It orginated from Lizzy wasn't quiet awake and said brekie instead of breakfast, brekie was born.
"Oy, mum!...What's for brekie?"

"Toast, dear."
by Lizzy January 15, 2005
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grandpa's an asshole

A sick yet great song by Blink 182!
When you fucked grandpa did he tell you that he loved you
Did he hold you till the sun did rise
and did he look into your eyes
and ask you to felate him
and stick a finger or two in his ass

He seems like a total asshole
Grandpa is a total fucking asshole
Who would ever want a dirty greasy finger in his ass
he rubs his dick in broken glass

when you fucked grandpa did he kiss you soft and tender
did he tie your hands behind your head
and was it on your mother's bed

and this is stupid man! I can't believe you'd have sex with your own grandfather. I mean you guys are related! Whats he gonna do, take out his false teeth and just leave them on the side of your bed? Man, he likes to fuck you up the bottom, and grandma would come in and watch, and masturbate, and cum all over the place, and this is stupid! I hate you all! I'm not even gonna have sex with my mom tonight! Man, this is stupid! I hate you!
by Lizzy March 19, 2005
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